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[experiencepoints]

Who: Everyone messed up by the dragon plot, and visitors
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Blue Fish's clinic!
When: All throughout the Solrius dragon plot and through the space flight to the next destination.

[So several RPG characters, a dragon, and two messianic figures walk into a planet.

Everything is suffering and tears, there's a lot of dead people, there's no punchline. But, hey, for the survivors, the Blue Fish's clinic is treating wounds and generally being a decent place to rest and recover and pray you don't see a dragon again. And for those who weren't involved, there's enough people bedridden here that there may just be someone you want to visit.]

Comments

[huaaaaagh]

Sorry, no can do. It just so happens that I have a fantastic memory.

[Some memories you just have to treasure.]

[experiencepoints]

I may have just discovered an entirely new branch of magic, and I am going to use it to smack you in the head as soon as I can move again.

[huaaaaagh]

Hey, hey! It's not my fault you weren't paying attention to who overheard you!

[....]

Wait, new brand of magic?

[experiencepoints]

Yes.

One that I can, in fact, hit you over the head with.

And I will.

[huaaaaagh]

Don't hit me, I didn't even do anything.

[See if he tries to do something nice like visit you in the hospital ever again.]

[experiencepoints]

Hey, you asked if I needed anything. And when I'm out of here, I'm going to need someone to help me figure out what the hell my new skills even are.

[IF SHE TEASES YOU HARD ENOUGH YOU'LL FORGET THE EMBARRASSING THING YOU SAW]

[huaaaaagh]

[More like if she teases him hard enough he'll remember to bring it up only at the right opportunity. His elephantine memory banks are never letting this go.]

And your idea of figuring out your skills is beating people over the head?

[experiencepoints]

I unlocked a new class. I have the class name and the skill names and that's it. I won't know what any of them do until I use them.

[WE DON'T ALL GET FANCY TOOLTIPS, KIRITO]

[huaaaaagh]

Can... you practice on my sword instead of my head, at least?

[He's not as squishy as a mage but his DEF stat is still not that stellar, you know.

Also it hurts.]

[experiencepoints]

I'll try, but I'm not promising. If one of these moves auto-targets the head, we'll both be surprised.

[rip]