o2; sportsball!

[frigidaire]

Who: Isaac Lahey
Broadcast: Fleet Wide
Action: Wonderduck, if you want to bug him
When: now!

[ The feed flickers on and it's a bit jarring at first, not focused, like he's forgotten he's turned it on. After a few seconds of shuffling around, Isaac's face appears on the screen. ]

So, does anyone play any sports here? Doesn't really matter what it is, I guess. I played lacrosse. They're just a good way to kill time. And we got a lot of that sometimes, so. Yeah. [ A shrug, and though he might seem uncomfortable, he's not. He's just a little awkward, don't mind him. ]

Thinking it might be good to get people together to do stuff like that sometimes. Sitting around on the Wonderduck can get a little old, at least for me. Space ships are cool and all, but. Uh. Maybe kickball or something easy, if people want to.

[ Isaac, no. Whiny teenager problems. ] Or we can like... spar. Beating each other up is kind of the same thing. Is there anything else to do after you've been here a while? I'm bored.

Comments

[frigidaire]

uh yeah
been one for a while now
im not like rabid or whatever though
just a normal werewolf

[aigue]

Can a werewolf ever be considered normal?

[frigidaire]

well
i guess not but im pretty normal for a werewolf
ive met some weird ones here in space so.
but you're a fox. like ears and tail and stuff?

[aigue]

How were they weird?
That's correct
My coat is exceptionally beautiful

[frigidaire]

oh uh i mean one turned into a sort of puppy once
and one had to use magic spells and stuff to block himself in
i can kind of do whatever as long as we're not actually on a moon
being on a moon makes it kind of worse.
but youre a talking typing fox so

[aigue]

How much worse?
For future reference
I've no intention of going around and picking fights with any wolves

[Pranks are a possibility, though.]

Indeed
I'm an exceptionally clever fox

[frigidaire]

so normally i have control of myself
and if im on a moon then i probably dont
but its cool davesprite helps when the full moon is around
i think hes the only one strong enough to
but i dont pick fights
i dont even turn into a full wolf or whatever

[ Please, please prank Isaac, Renart, he won't attack you. ]

[aigue]

I didn't know he was a fighter
How interesting

So you become a wolfman? Like in the movie?

[That may have to happen now.]

[frigidaire]

uh sort of yeah
more man probably than wolf
its not a very pretty sight
but im stronger that way so i guess it balances out

[aigue]

Not all of us can be attractive
I'd be interested in seeing that sometime, anyway

[frigidaire]

uh sure i guess its not that hard to wolf out
so are you a fox all the time?

[aigue]

Of course
I've never been anything but a fox

[She can just

Shapeshift

Sometimes. A minor detail.]

[frigidaire]

okay i believe you
i guess if i can be a werewolf and bird dave can be a bird
then you can be a real fox or something
space is really weird.

[aigue]

I don't mind it
It's nice not being the only animal around

[frigidaire]

yeah
i mean i was a normal human before i was a werewolf but
being a werewolf is pretty cool
makes sports easy.

[aigue]

Yes, it would have that side effect
How very scandalous of you to be using your wolfy powers that way

[frigidaire]

what else would i use them for
its not like people know im stronger and faster
its more fun that way

[aigue]

Heroics or crime
Or both, depending on how you feel that day

[frigidaire]

oh
i guess i could but both of those take a lot of effort
so probably not gonna try either
which would you do

[aigue]

I normally do whatever I feel like doing
Which probably isn't much help
But that generally doesn't involve putting a lot of effort into things
Effort is overrated
It can get you killed, too
So I would advise you to stay on your current course