[This is a long-suffering sigh. One that is mostly made in mock despair, but a long-suffering sigh, nonetheless.]

I suppose sacrifices must be made for the greater good. I'll take one for the team, at least until another cook comes along, or we decide that my cooking skills are actually that abysmal, whichever comes first.

[Self-pity party over, he grins and holds out a hand towards Vash.]

I'm Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti, by the way, but you can just call me Ravi.