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[robitussin]

Who: opal
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: n/a
When: 10/3

two truths and a lie time

give me three facts about you (two true and one not true) and i have to guess which is which

indulge me i'm bored. but please don't allude to your tragic backstory i don't have energy for that right now

ready set go

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[robitussin]

okay

going to guess the second one is a lie

[flawless_precision]

False. That is a truth.

[She looks stunning in silver. Granted, it's her armor, which covers her completely, and it is not even here, so it's not even like she could demonstrate.]

[robitussin]

the third one, then?

[flawless_precision]

There, you have it.

[Her detailed knowledge on farm animals is what threw you off, wasn't it?]

[robitussin]

yeah i thought it would've been kind of weird for you to basically admit to being super lazy

why are you anonymous though none of those facts are embarrassing

[flawless_precision]

I would not put it past some people.

It makes it more of a challenge, does it not?

[robitussin]

i guess

half the point of this is like learning more about people though which makes it kind of weird that i don't know who you are

[flawless_precision]

You know at least three things about me regardless. But, if you insist.

[She switches over to video, since there's no point in hiding, now.] I am Captain Phasma.

[robitussin]

[she stays with text even after phasma switches to video]

Oh, you're the one who was cleaning everything.

[flawless_precision]

Yes. I am. Someone needs to keep this ship from being a complete pit and I am the only one who seems up to the task.

[robitussin]

Wow. I don't remember ordering any sass.

[flawless_precision]

I don't recall ordering a dumpster of a ship.

[robitussin]

Hey, it's not like it's solely my fault. Don't start the blame game.

[flawless_precision]

Everyone aboard that ship is at fault, as far as I am concerned.