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[robitussin]

Who: opal
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: n/a
When: 10/3

two truths and a lie time

give me three facts about you (two true and one not true) and i have to guess which is which

indulge me i'm bored. but please don't allude to your tragic backstory i don't have energy for that right now

ready set go

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[robitussin]

yeah i knew you had a shitty life but i didn't know it was that weird

anyways uh

ballpit shark is the lie?

[collegedropout]

Sorry, nope. Round two?

[He is thoroughly enjoying using his life for confusion and jokes.]

[robitussin]

the third one?

[collegedropout]

Nope!

My brother spoke dog, not me.





Worked in my favor, since he started acting like one the longer he was under the spell.

[robitussin]

man what the fuck

i have many questions

[collegedropout]

Good to know my day to day life inspires a lot of thinking.

[robitussin]

you sound like you think this is a good thing

[collegedropout]

When life gives you rotten lemons, throw them out and go buy pre-made lemonade?

[robitussin]

i'm not sure that fits this situation at all

[collegedropout]

No way, it totally does! Why doesn't it?

[robitussin]

i mean this is more like

when life gives you lemons make up a silver lining so it doesn't seem so lemony and weird

[collegedropout]

This is just sort of making me miss lemonade.

[robitussin]

god dammit now i miss lemonade too

i blame you

[collegedropout]

Hey, no need for that. Maybe we can make a close duplicate here.

[robitussin]

no

it won't be the same and so i blame you

[collegedropout]

I guess I'll just have to live with that blame.

[Compared to living with blame for the other things in his life, this is easy pickings.]