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[robitussin]

Who: opal
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: n/a
When: 10/3

two truths and a lie time

give me three facts about you (two true and one not true) and i have to guess which is which

indulge me i'm bored. but please don't allude to your tragic backstory i don't have energy for that right now

ready set go

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[resnipstance]

... #3?

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nope

it was the second one i only know like five

[resnipstance]

Whaaaat that's totally cheating!

Also now you have to spill the beans behind the other two, you know that right?

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excuse you i am an honorable person, how is that cheating

the answer boils down to magic bullshit

[resnipstance]

It's taking something that's ALMOST a truth and then changing a tiny little detail so it's a lie but one that sounds really plausible!

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you know what i call something that's almost a truth with one detail changed to make it sound plausible

still a lie

[resnipstance]

Uggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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i would have accepted it if you did the same thing!

anyways do you want to go again

[resnipstance]

Sure, why not. I'll even give this one a theme.

1. Sometimes I get visions of the future.

2. In the future I grow to be nearly six feet tall.

3. I met someone here from my future who knows me when I'm 70.

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hm

is the third one the lie

[resnipstance]

[SIGH (even though Opal can't hear it)]

yes

how are you so good at this???

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to be fair i almost said number 2

[resnipstance]

Nope. #2 is 100% REAL.

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yeah i figured that out

is that including the horns

[resnipstance]

Hmmm. Not sure. It's not like I got out a measuring tape...

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huh

anyways how do your future visions work

[resnipstance]

Usually they come when I'm meditating, or asleep. It feels sort of like a dream, only... something in you knows that it's real. Or that it could be real.

The future is always in motion.

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does that ever get freaky

[resnipstance]

Sometimes.

Sometimes I wake up and it takes me a few moments to remember where I am. You get really caught up in it. And more often than not they're warnings, so they can be scary.

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does it happen to most jedi or just you

[resnipstance]

Pretty much all Jedi, really.

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at least that probably makes it less freaky