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[robitussin]

Who: opal
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: n/a
When: 10/3

two truths and a lie time

give me three facts about you (two true and one not true) and i have to guess which is which

indulge me i'm bored. but please don't allude to your tragic backstory i don't have energy for that right now

ready set go

Comments

[experiencepoints]

Yes.

[collegedropout]

Er, well. Weird is relative, and all that.

[experiencepoints]

I have literally at various points been a cat, a werewolf, and some sort of messed-up idol singer.
Your story still sounds more fucked up than mine.

[collegedropout]

Well, I mean.

You're not wrong.

I guess I just expect it now. I've never been a cat, though.

... would be kind of funny, what with my brother being allergic.

[experiencepoints]

The cat thing may or may not have been a dream.
I'm really not sure how that one's games worked, past being fucked up.
Also, why is your story weirder than mine.

[collegedropout]

I guess I'm just so incredibly lucky to have a weird story?

Never a dull moment...?

[experiencepoints]

Okay I know you're trying to teach me positivity and all but.
I think we need to teach you how to be less positive.

[collegedropout]

Come on, I've got to see positive points where I can, or else I'll go crazy.

[experiencepoints]

Good point, but you can at least acknowledge when something doesn't have any positive points.

[collegedropout]

Maybe. But I think that depends on where you see positivity.

Like, if I didn't turn into a car, I wouldn't have had the holy oil in my trunk that we needed to trap the person who turned me into a car.
















God that sounds weird.

[experiencepoints]

I am so not drunk enough for this.

[collegedropout]

Hey now, I don't think it's THAT bad.




Didn't peg you for a drinker, for some reason.

[experiencepoints]

Really?
I tried to quit for a while, but that didn't work out.
And between the castle and here, drinking seems like the best plan.

[collegedropout]

Hey, no judgement here.

I'm from a world of hunters, after all. Most of them have a knack for developing alcohol problems. I hope you at least do it responsibly.

[experiencepoints]

More responsibly than I used to?

[collegedropout]

... Yes. More responsibility than you used to.

Development, and all that. Live and learn.

[experiencepoints]

I don't drink alone anymore, at least.
That's development.

[collegedropout]

Well, if you ever need someone else to add to the list, I'm always handy.