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[robitussin]

Who: opal
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: n/a
When: 10/3

two truths and a lie time

give me three facts about you (two true and one not true) and i have to guess which is which

indulge me i'm bored. but please don't allude to your tragic backstory i don't have energy for that right now

ready set go

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Besides, asking Sam what the fuck is wrong with his life is more important.

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Okay, I will agree with you on that point.

[experiencepoints]

Good. Because, seriously, what the fuck.

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I mean, logically I know that it isn't that much weirder than some of the stuff we've done? But, holy shit.

[experiencepoints]

But it's still weirder than the stuff we've done.

So, what the fuck.

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You know, in this place it might be better not to ask too many questions.

[experiencepoints]

... Probably, yeah.

[BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK]

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You still want to ask, don't you.

[experiencepoints]

Either that or pretend I never saw it.

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The second option might be safer.

[experiencepoints]

More like it's definitely safer.

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[a laugh]

Here's to denial and repression, I guess.

[experiencepoints]

Good thing I've got plenty of those. And a good distraction.

[Leans her chin on Natalie's shoulder...]

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Oh, I'm a distraction. I see how it is.

[she sounds fond, though.]

[experiencepoints]

You are my favorite distraction.

[gaaaay]

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[she laughs, pushing her away playfully]

You're just saying that.

[experiencepoints]

[she pushes back lightly, giggling.]

It's true. Though don't tell Stratus, I think she'll get jealous.

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Stratus?

[experiencepoints]

My fox. Haven't you met her? I got her on a snowy planet a while back.

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Oh, yes. I'm so worried about your fox being jealous of me.

[experiencepoints]

Maybe you should be. She's a dangerous animal, you know?

[she's a ball of fluff who just wants to get carried around everywhere.]

responds to the wrong tag like a winner

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I'm so scared. Oh, save me, et cetera, et cetera.

pets

[experiencepoints]

I should warn you now. She's sneaky.

[so sneaky, in fact, that there's suddenly tugging on Natalie's shirt.]

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Nooo. My fate has found me. Avenge me.

[she says, entirely deadpan, as she leans over to pick the fox up.]

Should've named her cockbl... No, that doesn't apply in this scenario. Never mind.

[experiencepoints]

[She's a cuddly jerk.]

Hey, she hasn't earned that yet.