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driftfleet2016-10-04 07:03 pm
collegedropout) wrote in driftfleet2016-10-04 07:03 pm
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video. i hate sponsors, they're too meta.
Who: Sam Winchester
Broadcast: fleetwide (WOO SPONSOR)
Action: Red Fish
When: Now
[Sam has had a pretty uneventful month... despite it being half spent as a toddler. But, look, none of his friends have died lately and his brother isn't trying to stab himself in the neck (recently? shut up we're being positive about this!), and, like. Space has been alright. No complaints. So that's probably why something happens right when he doesn't expect it. Or want to expect it. Sam appears on the feed, standing in the Red Fish's cargo bay, looking completely unhappy with the stack of books that are delivered to him.
They look like this, if you cock your head to the side and squint:
And Sam is totally not enthused by receiving crates of them. He reads the sponsor drop list in a hushed voice to himself.]
"From one of our sponsors — traveling across the galaxy, we bring you one of the top hits of Earth's many dimensions — Supernatural! Join the journey of two okay-looking brothers as they travel the country and somehow pass for law officials... The whole series is available... Free amulet... and anti-demon possession tattoo... with every purchase..."
[............ EHEM. MORE DIRECTLY —
Enjoy him glowering.]
... There's no laws against air-locking a bunch of crap, right? Or can I burn it somewhere?
[Feel free to accidentally get a copy or find one misplaced by the sponsor drop — the book is essentially the first episode of the show.
And it's depressing in the last chapter, but whatever.
Meta thug life, Sam lives it.]
This picture still doesn't look anything like us, for the record. This is clearly Fabio's evil twin, come on.
[He's learned to be so over this whole thing, mmkay. He wanders while still scrutinizing the book.]
And I don't fight ghosts shirtless. Who the hell would fight ghosts shirtless...?
[THIS IS ANARCHY, WINCHESTERS WEAR AT LEAST 30 LAYERS OF PLAID.]
God, if they have Supernatural book conventions somewhere out here in space, I'm going to airlock myself.
Broadcast: fleetwide (WOO SPONSOR)
Action: Red Fish
When: Now
[Sam has had a pretty uneventful month... despite it being half spent as a toddler. But, look, none of his friends have died lately and his brother isn't trying to stab himself in the neck (recently? shut up we're being positive about this!), and, like. Space has been alright. No complaints. So that's probably why something happens right when he doesn't expect it. Or want to expect it. Sam appears on the feed, standing in the Red Fish's cargo bay, looking completely unhappy with the stack of books that are delivered to him.
They look like this, if you cock your head to the side and squint:
And Sam is totally not enthused by receiving crates of them. He reads the sponsor drop list in a hushed voice to himself.]
"From one of our sponsors — traveling across the galaxy, we bring you one of the top hits of Earth's many dimensions — Supernatural! Join the journey of two okay-looking brothers as they travel the country and somehow pass for law officials... The whole series is available... Free amulet... and anti-demon possession tattoo... with every purchase..."
[............ EHEM. MORE DIRECTLY —
Enjoy him glowering.]
... There's no laws against air-locking a bunch of crap, right? Or can I burn it somewhere?
[Feel free to accidentally get a copy or find one misplaced by the sponsor drop — the book is essentially the first episode of the show.
And it's depressing in the last chapter, but whatever.
Meta thug life, Sam lives it.]
This picture still doesn't look anything like us, for the record. This is clearly Fabio's evil twin, come on.
[He's learned to be so over this whole thing, mmkay. He wanders while still scrutinizing the book.]
And I don't fight ghosts shirtless. Who the hell would fight ghosts shirtless...?
[THIS IS ANARCHY, WINCHESTERS WEAR AT LEAST 30 LAYERS OF PLAID.]
God, if they have Supernatural book conventions somewhere out here in space, I'm going to airlock myself.
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I mean, no! Of course not. I mean, I keep in shape, but that's just ridiculous—
[oh god shut up shut up]
Come on.
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[At someone else's pain, so maybe it's not such a miracle.]
Not since you were what?
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I was very into fitness a few years back.
[But then I got deathly ill for many months and then broke my shoulder.
IT'S HARD TO BE RAMBO WHEN YOU BREAK YOUR BONES.]
But I never looked like that, when this book happened. It's a total farce.
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[Dry, discontented, grump grump.]
Not much of a read, though. The guy who wrote it was prophetic and didn't realize it.
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Our lives were a pretty unpopular series back home... Low sales, anyway.
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And what would a book of your life look like?
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[... He doesn't look very convinced of himself.]