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driftfleet2016-10-04 07:03 pm
collegedropout) wrote in driftfleet2016-10-04 07:03 pm
Entry tags:
video. i hate sponsors, they're too meta.
Who: Sam Winchester
Broadcast: fleetwide (WOO SPONSOR)
Action: Red Fish
When: Now
[Sam has had a pretty uneventful month... despite it being half spent as a toddler. But, look, none of his friends have died lately and his brother isn't trying to stab himself in the neck (recently? shut up we're being positive about this!), and, like. Space has been alright. No complaints. So that's probably why something happens right when he doesn't expect it. Or want to expect it. Sam appears on the feed, standing in the Red Fish's cargo bay, looking completely unhappy with the stack of books that are delivered to him.
They look like this, if you cock your head to the side and squint:
And Sam is totally not enthused by receiving crates of them. He reads the sponsor drop list in a hushed voice to himself.]
"From one of our sponsors — traveling across the galaxy, we bring you one of the top hits of Earth's many dimensions — Supernatural! Join the journey of two okay-looking brothers as they travel the country and somehow pass for law officials... The whole series is available... Free amulet... and anti-demon possession tattoo... with every purchase..."
[............ EHEM. MORE DIRECTLY —
Enjoy him glowering.]
... There's no laws against air-locking a bunch of crap, right? Or can I burn it somewhere?
[Feel free to accidentally get a copy or find one misplaced by the sponsor drop — the book is essentially the first episode of the show.
And it's depressing in the last chapter, but whatever.
Meta thug life, Sam lives it.]
This picture still doesn't look anything like us, for the record. This is clearly Fabio's evil twin, come on.
[He's learned to be so over this whole thing, mmkay. He wanders while still scrutinizing the book.]
And I don't fight ghosts shirtless. Who the hell would fight ghosts shirtless...?
[THIS IS ANARCHY, WINCHESTERS WEAR AT LEAST 30 LAYERS OF PLAID.]
God, if they have Supernatural book conventions somewhere out here in space, I'm going to airlock myself.
Broadcast: fleetwide (WOO SPONSOR)
Action: Red Fish
When: Now
[Sam has had a pretty uneventful month... despite it being half spent as a toddler. But, look, none of his friends have died lately and his brother isn't trying to stab himself in the neck (recently? shut up we're being positive about this!), and, like. Space has been alright. No complaints. So that's probably why something happens right when he doesn't expect it. Or want to expect it. Sam appears on the feed, standing in the Red Fish's cargo bay, looking completely unhappy with the stack of books that are delivered to him.
They look like this, if you cock your head to the side and squint:
And Sam is totally not enthused by receiving crates of them. He reads the sponsor drop list in a hushed voice to himself.]
"From one of our sponsors — traveling across the galaxy, we bring you one of the top hits of Earth's many dimensions — Supernatural! Join the journey of two okay-looking brothers as they travel the country and somehow pass for law officials... The whole series is available... Free amulet... and anti-demon possession tattoo... with every purchase..."
[............ EHEM. MORE DIRECTLY —
Enjoy him glowering.]
... There's no laws against air-locking a bunch of crap, right? Or can I burn it somewhere?
[Feel free to accidentally get a copy or find one misplaced by the sponsor drop — the book is essentially the first episode of the show.
And it's depressing in the last chapter, but whatever.
Meta thug life, Sam lives it.]
This picture still doesn't look anything like us, for the record. This is clearly Fabio's evil twin, come on.
[He's learned to be so over this whole thing, mmkay. He wanders while still scrutinizing the book.]
And I don't fight ghosts shirtless. Who the hell would fight ghosts shirtless...?
[THIS IS ANARCHY, WINCHESTERS WEAR AT LEAST 30 LAYERS OF PLAID.]
God, if they have Supernatural book conventions somewhere out here in space, I'm going to airlock myself.
Action
A lot of people here are probably the same on that score. Is it well written, at least? [She picks one up herself, waggling fingers at Fabio!Sam posing there on the front cover.] I mean-- have they written about you in all your sexy, manly glory?
Action
[It's no pultzer winner, okay.]
Hardly any sexy or manly glory to it. I was... pretty different back then. For one, I actually had bangs. [He laughs a bit.] I was... 24? Pretty much a kid. No offense.
[He's not saying you're a kid on average Nami, but, well.
He's an old soul. Literally.]
Action
[She's mildly teasing now, holding the book up so she can glance very deliberately from Fabio!Sam to real!Sam.] Hmm.
Action
Judging her so heavily.
No that's it, that's the tag.]
Action
[She doesn't seem offended in the slightest, still grinning as she collects an armful of books.] So, airlock time?