008 - Another episode of Wasting Time With Crowley

[onlyanapple]

Who: Crowley and YOU!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Pathstone
When: Today!

[There are some things that Crowley shouldn't be allowed to do, and getting bored is pretty much top of the list. When Crowley gets bored, things happen. As such, anyone waking up today to check out the network will find a new game sitting there, just waiting to be played.

Crowley even pops on to the network with a lazy wave and a smirk.]

'Lo people. While we're drifting pointlessly through space, I decided to liven up your lives a little more with a new game to play. I got this one on the network in Paradisa once, and I reckon it's time it made a comeback.

Because I know all of you want to guide a robot unicorn through a canyon, capturing fairies with increasing speed - all to the painfully eighties sound of Erasure. I mean, who wouldn't?

[A crazy person. That's who.]

Incidentally, if you're ever of a mind, I have plenty of other games to keep you occupied while we wait until we hit a new Starsystem.

You're welcome.

Comments

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[save_the_souls]

God, not this game again.

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[onlyanapple]

It's okay, Allen. You can admit that you've missed it. It's perfectly natural.

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[save_the_souls]

I'm not playing it! I have to work to catch up on.

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[onlyanapple]

[He's going to use the Tempting Tone. Because he never, ever learns. ]

Come on. Don't you think you've deserved a little break?

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[save_the_souls]

Don't use that tone with me! I know that tone!

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[onlyanapple]

What tone? I'm just saying that even you should take time out for yourself once in a while. Don't you want to take a little break?

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[save_the_souls]

You're making me want to play it even less.

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[onlyanapple]

[At least he gives up on the tone. ]

Don't be a spoilsport.

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[save_the_souls]

[ He rolls his eyes. ]

Maybe I'll play it later.

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[imfine1111one]

Wait, what?

I feel like this is something I played when I was younger.

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[survivalistcookbook]

Yeah. This ends in my crew either starving or chucking my device out of the airlock.

[voice]

[scanninggaydis]

...Thank you for your contribution. It looks meaningful.

[He has managed to pack so much sarcasm into two little sentences.]

[voice]

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley can play Sarcasm Bluff as good as anyone. ]

It absolutely is. It'll bring such brightness to your day.

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[onlyanapple]

Well, at least they'll go doing something they love.

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[onlyanapple]

Perhaps you did. The eighties are strong in this one.

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[onlyanapple]

There. Was that so hard?

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[save_the_souls]

[He scoffs]

You're just lucky I'm out of things to watch.

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[spontaneouscombustion]

Oooooh this is so cool! Thank you~!

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[onlyanapple]

Yeah yeah, I should have known you'd enjoy it.

[Damnit that's not his intention at all. ]

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[onlyanapple]

Ah, right. Of course. That's the only reason you're playing it.

[spontaneouscombustion]

[Hahaha poor Crowley, this is the pony that can win Tic Tac Toe 35 times in a row; not to mention her human self LOVES 80s music. Robot Unicorn Attack is her cup of tea down to the sprinkles.]

Yeah, it's a little tricky at first but it's REALLY fun! Not to mention super pretty!

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[ontrial]

Your game seems very colourful. Thank you for sharing it.

[ the response is so even in tone that it's hard to tell if barriss is being sarcastic or genuine here. at least she's honest: it is colourful. ]

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[onlyanapple]

[He's going to take it for sarcasm and give it right back. It's how HE'D react, after all. ]

It is isn't it? You enjoy playing it now~

[onlyanapple]

How do you even play it with hooves anyway?

[Just rain on his parade, jeez. So rude. ]

[spontaneouscombustion]

[The Atroma really should start giving her bonuses for that question; it's bound to turn into a drinking game rule.]

Oh, easy! My comm's buttons are a little bigger than the humans, and the keyboard's bigger too, and it comes with a stylus!