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Who: Pathstone crew and visitors!
Broadcast: n/a
Action: On the Pathstone!
When: The month of January.

[let's get our mingling on]

poked_heart

Who: The crew of the Pathstone and any visitors!
Broadcast: n/a
Action: On the Pathstone
When: Now through December. Or whenever someone feels like throwing up another mingle

onlyanapple

Who: Crowley and YOU!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Pathstone
When: Today!

[There are some things that Crowley shouldn't be allowed to do, and getting bored is pretty much top of the list. When Crowley gets bored, things happen. As such, anyone waking up today to check out the network will find a new game sitting there, just waiting to be played.

Crowley even pops on to the network with a lazy wave and a smirk.]

'Lo people. While we're drifting pointlessly through space, I decided to liven up your lives a little more with a new game to play. I got this one on the network in Paradisa once, and I reckon it's time it made a comeback.

Because I know all of you want to guide a robot unicorn through a canyon, capturing fairies with increasing speed - all to the painfully eighties sound of Erasure. I mean, who wouldn't?

[A crazy person. That's who.]

Incidentally, if you're ever of a mind, I have plenty of other games to keep you occupied while we wait until we hit a new Starsystem.

You're welcome.

flawless_precision

Who: Phasma and Pathstone/visitors
Broadcast: n/a
Action: Pathstone
When: All Week

[It was a wonder no one here got sick and died for how much of a pig sty this ship was ~~in Phasma's opinion~~ and after her conversation with Crowley, it was apparent neither he or likely any of the other crew were going to do anything about it.]

[In addition there was precious little to do to keep one occupied on this ship (outside of trying to corral Kylo and Hux, which she had little reason to do anymore outside of mutual ideologies). Driven by bordeom and a need for order, Phasma goes on a cleaning rampage. Throughout the week, or however long it takes, she scours, scrubs, organizes, dusts, mops, and otherwise deepcleans as much of the ship as she can lay her hands on.]

[Crewmates this means your quarters too. She will leave no dust speck unswept.]

[Visitors will be left alone aside from silent glaring if they happen to leave any messes or clutter.]

[She is determined to raise this ship up to First Order standards.]

flawless_precision

Who: Phasma and you
Broadcast: Private (later)
Action: Pathstone, Heron, Crowley's Bar
When: Just after the shuffle

( Move to your ships, now )

privatizes

Who: Those on the Pathstone and visitors!
Action: S. S. Pathstone.
When: The month of September!

[ it's been awhile since we've had a mingle, man! come visit. come wonder whether or not tony is going to actively do anything. come stare at the new robot assistant tony has been building and sounds suspiciously like siri. do it. ]

privatizes

Who: Members of the S.S. Pathstone and visitors.
Action: S.S. Pathstone.
When: It's a mingle for the month of June!

[ y'all have a new captain and first mate

i am so sorry ]

killedwithlove

Who: Anyone on the Pathstone. Living there, visiting, being held hostage...
Broadcast: No
Action: Pathstone
When: Now until the next one!

[Welcome to the SS Pathstone. They're either stoned, insane, or pretending they live somewhere else!]

heresyandlace

Who: Crew and visitors of the SS ~~Passive Aggressive~~ Pathstone
Broadcast: Probably not
Action: Aboard the ship
When: All February!

[with how good everyone on this ship is at settling differences, getting along, acting rationally, and sharing their things, this month will go by without any ripples.

the audience will be so bored. there isn't ever any drama on this ship. at all. it's great.]

dawnwillcome

Who: The Pathstone crew and anyone brave enough to come say hi
Broadcast: not this time
Action: I mean obvs
When: all month? all month!

[Contrary to popular believe, the Pathstone isn't THAT useless. Yes they can go months without an upgrade and sure they're kind of a mess at the best of times, but they still function!

Most of the time. Flying sideways in space is all about perspective anyway, and they haven't done a barrel roll in like... well probably awhile.

So welcome, new Pathstone dwellers! We're probably very sorry in advance.]

openhands

Who: crew of the pathstone & you!!!
Broadcast: ??
Action: aboard the pathstone, yo
When: 11/25 & beyond

[So how about that longer hallway? Weird, right? Or you know the new antiquated look in the interior is kinda nice...right? Right.]

[...GET IN HERE, IT'S A MINGLE]

dawnwillcome

Who: The Pathstone + anyone!
Broadcast: nah
Action: yah!
When: lets not go asking questions okay

[Do you know what's weird and probably a sign of things to come for the entire fleet?

The Pathstone isn't the most useless ship anymore. It's actually good at stuff. It's got upgrades! It's got a pilot and two people to shoot guns at things. And two captains.

It's not just Captain Tek. There's two.

It's still a pretty big mess who are we even kidding. Come see for yourself!!]

heresyandlace

Who: Anyone aboard the SS Pathstone!
Broadcast: Probably not
Action: Yes! If you can call it that.
When: The rest of August and early September

[with a new addition to the crew, the SS Pathstone is officially full of the warmest, most sensible, least-obxious passengers in the fleet. they will surely function as a flawless, finely-tuned machine.

like a... toaster, or something.

don't miss a minute of the action.]

heresyandlace

Who: Anyone aboard the SS Pathstone!
Broadcast: Probably not
Action: Yes! Even if that action is mostly sleeping.
When: All month!

[watch, dear audience, as the intrepid crew of the SS Pathstone handles beaches, bugs, and storms!

with nothing but teamwork and sheer emotional maturity, they face each and every obstacle with dignity and grace.

there will never be a crew in the entire Fleet as stalwart and bonded in the eternal ties of friendship as the Pathstone.

watch, and be amazed.]

dawnwillcome

Who: Pathstone crew + ANYONE EVER WOW
Broadcast: nah bro
Action: YAH BRO
When: whenever bro

[Is the Pathstone more capable with a captain missing and another one replace with someone who does their job? How many people can fit into a captain's nest? Why is there a captain's nest? Has Solas painted the entire interior of the ship yet? Has Cole talked to each and every plant? Has Duke discovered that his ship has been previously worthless since basically the beginning of time? Will Crowley ever try to get his captain status back?

Tune in now for the answers to these questions and more in this episode of As The Pathstone Turns!]

onlyanapple

Who: Crowley and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Pathstone
When: 24th

[Crowley turns on the video with a wide grin. Those who know him well enough would know nothing comes from that grin but sheer, unmitigated trouble. It's the sort of grin that makes the knowledgeable get the heck out of dodge, and fast.]

So. Ino told me to do something useful, so I decided to put something on the network for you all to play with.

[PING and a link appears. Do you want to click it? You know you do. It also has annoying popups, mostly "give Crowley alcohol!!!" or "don't forget your lube!!" but still. Got to make it authentic.]

Now you can entertain yourselves to your little heart's content. Go nuts, kids.

[Encrypted to comms officers- another link:]

Here's the hack-code, if you want to make sure they can't delete the little buggers. Have yourselves some fun.

onlyanapple

Who: The crew of the SS ~~we don't know what we're doing~~ Pathstone.
Broadcast: Maybe?
Action: Pathstone/ The docking volcano on Mor.
When: Any time post shuffle.

[EVERY DAY IS A FUN DAY ON THIS SHIP]

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