003 - Blingee yourself!

[onlyanapple]

Who: Crowley and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Pathstone
When: 24th

[Crowley turns on the video with a wide grin. Those who know him well enough would know nothing comes from that grin but sheer, unmitigated trouble. It's the sort of grin that makes the knowledgeable get the heck out of dodge, and fast.]

So. Ino told me to do something useful, so I decided to put something on the network for you all to play with.

[PING and a link appears. Do you want to click it? You know you do. It also has annoying popups, mostly "give Crowley alcohol!!!" or "don't forget your lube!!" but still. Got to make it authentic.]

Now you can entertain yourselves to your little heart's content. Go nuts, kids.

[Encrypted to comms officers- another link:]

Here's the hack-code, if you want to make sure they can't delete the little buggers. Have yourselves some fun.

Comments

Video

[save_the_souls]

[He just sighs. Thanks Ino]

Video

[onlyanapple]

[SMILE.]

Next? Getting all those games back.

Video

[save_the_souls]

Oh! I like those!

Video

[onlyanapple]

Maybe that disease one again, people got a kick out of that one, didn't they? That was suitably irritating.

Audio;

[justamobster]

[ Ladon has no idea what a link is, but there is some part of his brain (probably the augment) that tells him instinctively to poke at it. So he does. And... ]

The fuck. As if this place needed more blinkin' shit.

Audio;

[onlyanapple]

It makes life interesting, you like it really. It's ok to admit it.

[justamobster]

Like it 'bout as much as I like bein' stuck in space. [ Which is not at all, by the way. ] Why's everythin' gotta blink and flash and beep, anyway?

[onlyanapple]

Because it's got pazzaz. It attracts the eyes.

[audio]

[delincuente]

[She gives a lovely little snort laugh.]

Bless you, Crowley. Bless you.

[audio]

[onlyanapple]

Not too much, hmm? That sort of thing stings.

[delincuente]

What are you, like, Satan or something?

[onlyanapple]

No, but I'm on his payroll.

video;

[peacockherald]

_{[ Can you see his face, Crowley? Can you? Horror suddenly had a visualization. ]}

My, aesthetics have changed in the future.

_{[ Translation: oh my goddess, what the hell did he just look at? ]}

video;

[onlyanapple]

[GRIN. ]

I know, right? Quite a shock to the system, I'd imagine.

Re: video;

[peacockherald]

It is at that.

_{[ He can see you grinning, and you are a horrible man for baiting them all with that link. ]}

For some I suppose it brings out their natural beauty...

[onlyanapple]

For some exceptionally poor souls, maybe.

1/??

[catamite]

[so... Nel has been taking pictures of his crewmates with his little communicator. one guess as to what he's been doing with them.

it takes him a couple days, but eventually...]

[catamite]

[he's spent some time on these, as you can see...]

[catamite]

[who let him have this power??]

[catamite]

[he had to take this one while she wasn't looking. ...and seriously, how many crewmates does he have??]

DONE! I am so so sorry.....

[catamite]

[he even snuck a picture of the new guy! he can be thorough when he really puts his mind to something, apparently.

behold, his masterpieces!]

[onlyanapple]

...

[WELP. That's sure a thing. ]

Got to give you credit for running with an idea.

text??

[catamite]

:) :) :)

Encrypted;

[wordmiser]

[Her laughter is quiet but most definitely there. She is going to make her fellow officer's lives so very difficult.

Think of the pop-ups she could put places. They lived on a giant computer, after all!]

Thanks

Encrypted;

[onlyanapple]

[This is the sort of behaviour he actively encourages. YOU GO FOR IT KIDDO. ]

Enjoy! Do let me know how it turns out for you.