003 - Blingee yourself!

[onlyanapple]

Who: Crowley and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Pathstone
When: 24th

[Crowley turns on the video with a wide grin. Those who know him well enough would know nothing comes from that grin but sheer, unmitigated trouble. It's the sort of grin that makes the knowledgeable get the heck out of dodge, and fast.]

So. Ino told me to do something useful, so I decided to put something on the network for you all to play with.

[PING and a link appears. Do you want to click it? You know you do. It also has annoying popups, mostly "give Crowley alcohol!!!" or "don't forget your lube!!" but still. Got to make it authentic.]

Now you can entertain yourselves to your little heart's content. Go nuts, kids.

[Encrypted to comms officers- another link:]

Here's the hack-code, if you want to make sure they can't delete the little buggers. Have yourselves some fun.

Comments

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[justamobster]

[ Ladon has no idea what a link is, but there is some part of his brain (probably the augment) that tells him instinctively to poke at it. So he does. And... ]

The fuck. As if this place needed more blinkin' shit.

Audio;

[onlyanapple]

It makes life interesting, you like it really. It's ok to admit it.

[justamobster]

Like it 'bout as much as I like bein' stuck in space. [ Which is not at all, by the way. ] Why's everythin' gotta blink and flash and beep, anyway?

[onlyanapple]

Because it's got pazzaz. It attracts the eyes.

[justamobster]

But it ain't got no style, yeah? [ Says the guy who lives in grays and browns and wears the same damn hat every day of the week. ]

[onlyanapple]

Some people would call it so, but no. It doesn't have actual style.

[justamobster]

Needs less blinkin', more shine. [ Surprise, surprise, the dragon is a fan of shiny things. ]

[onlyanapple]

Right, I'll bear that in mind in the future.