003 - Blingee yourself!

[onlyanapple]

Who: Crowley and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Pathstone
When: 24th

[Crowley turns on the video with a wide grin. Those who know him well enough would know nothing comes from that grin but sheer, unmitigated trouble. It's the sort of grin that makes the knowledgeable get the heck out of dodge, and fast.]

So. Ino told me to do something useful, so I decided to put something on the network for you all to play with.

[PING and a link appears. Do you want to click it? You know you do. It also has annoying popups, mostly "give Crowley alcohol!!!" or "don't forget your lube!!" but still. Got to make it authentic.]

Now you can entertain yourselves to your little heart's content. Go nuts, kids.

[Encrypted to comms officers- another link:]

Here's the hack-code, if you want to make sure they can't delete the little buggers. Have yourselves some fun.

Comments

Video

[save_the_souls]

[He just sighs. Thanks Ino]

Audio;

[justamobster]

[ Ladon has no idea what a link is, but there is some part of his brain (probably the augment) that tells him instinctively to poke at it. So he does. And... ]

The fuck. As if this place needed more blinkin' shit.

[audio]

[delincuente]

[She gives a lovely little snort laugh.]

Bless you, Crowley. Bless you.

[audio]

[onlyanapple]

Not too much, hmm? That sort of thing stings.

Audio;

[onlyanapple]

It makes life interesting, you like it really. It's ok to admit it.

Video

[onlyanapple]

[SMILE.]

Next? Getting all those games back.

[justamobster]

Like it 'bout as much as I like bein' stuck in space. [ Which is not at all, by the way. ] Why's everythin' gotta blink and flash and beep, anyway?

[onlyanapple]

Because it's got pazzaz. It attracts the eyes.

[justamobster]

But it ain't got no style, yeah? [ Says the guy who lives in grays and browns and wears the same damn hat every day of the week. ]

Video

[save_the_souls]

Oh! I like those!

Video

[onlyanapple]

Maybe that disease one again, people got a kick out of that one, didn't they? That was suitably irritating.

[onlyanapple]

Some people would call it so, but no. It doesn't have actual style.

Video

[save_the_souls]

I remember that one...!

Is it truly possible to get Madagascar?

Video

[onlyanapple]

Only if you're lucky enough to start on it.

Video

[save_the_souls]

....No wonder I never win. [What is luck]

Video

[onlyanapple]

You just have horrendous luck, is all.

Video

[save_the_souls]

Of course I do.

[WHAT ELSE IS NEW. And he frowns as he stares at this link that he opened up]

What is the even the point of this?

Video

[onlyanapple]

That's the whole point, it's pointlessness.

It's all Ino's fault.

Video

[save_the_souls]

Because she tried to tell people what to do?

[....]

What's "Gangsta"?

[justamobster]

Needs less blinkin', more shine. [ Surprise, surprise, the dragon is a fan of shiny things. ]

video;

[peacockherald]

_{[ Can you see his face, Crowley? Can you? Horror suddenly had a visualization. ]}

My, aesthetics have changed in the future.

_{[ Translation: oh my goddess, what the hell did he just look at? ]}

video;

[onlyanapple]

[GRIN. ]

I know, right? Quite a shock to the system, I'd imagine.

Re: video;

[peacockherald]

It is at that.

_{[ He can see you grinning, and you are a horrible man for baiting them all with that link. ]}

For some I suppose it brings out their natural beauty...

[onlyanapple]

Right, I'll bear that in mind in the future.

Video

[onlyanapple]

Ding ding, we have a winner. Plus she told me to do something, so I did.

Err- it's a ... cultural thing.