003 - Blingee yourself!

[onlyanapple]

Who: Crowley and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Pathstone
When: 24th

[Crowley turns on the video with a wide grin. Those who know him well enough would know nothing comes from that grin but sheer, unmitigated trouble. It's the sort of grin that makes the knowledgeable get the heck out of dodge, and fast.]

So. Ino told me to do something useful, so I decided to put something on the network for you all to play with.

[PING and a link appears. Do you want to click it? You know you do. It also has annoying popups, mostly "give Crowley alcohol!!!" or "don't forget your lube!!" but still. Got to make it authentic.]

Now you can entertain yourselves to your little heart's content. Go nuts, kids.

[Encrypted to comms officers- another link:]

Here's the hack-code, if you want to make sure they can't delete the little buggers. Have yourselves some fun.

Comments

[onlyanapple]

For some exceptionally poor souls, maybe.

[peacockherald]

So kind of you to provide them this service to aid them.

_{[ Sarcasm. Sometimes he knows how to use it. ]}

[onlyanapple]

If that's what you want to tell yourself.

[peacockherald]

There are times when lying to yourself is preferable.

[onlyanapple]

If you say so.

[He says that like he doesn't lie to himself all the damn time. ]

[peacockherald]

Do you mean to tell me you do not already have such a lovely creation already made for yourself?

_{[ If so he wishes to see it Crowley, as much as he thinks it might break his retinas. ]}

[onlyanapple]

No, I see no need to do that to myself.

[peacockherald]

_{[ There's a moment of temptation. Sorely tempted. If only to poke at the other. ]}

There's no need to be shy, Crowley. I'm sure you're quite the talent at it.

Sent from my iPhone

[onlyanapple]

I do, but not for me.