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[pocketpal]

Who: ELN-1470
Broadcast: Yes!
Action: On the Marsiva
When: 2/21

This is ELN-1470, reporting for duty. [ A woman looms over the communicator's camera. It's filming from close to her feet, and she looks large - except, no, that's definitely just a trick of perspective. She's on top of a table. She is tiny, peering down at the communications device, tiny hands on tiny hips. ]

It appears that my prior duties have been canceled, due to the catastrophic disappearance SISC0117. Which, I may add, not only contained my duties, but my dwelling and all of my possessions.

[ Someone’s not pleased. ]

Please inform me of my updated schedule.

I’m sure it will be a pleasure to serve. [ To turn off the communicator, she stomps on a button. ]

Comments

[mysterzie]

That all depends on the circumstance! Don't be dumb.

[pocketpal]

You still look large and ungainly.

[mysterzie]

Looks are deceiving. You look like a toy!

[pocketpal]

I'm not a toy. You are large and ungainly.

[mysterzie]

And everything here is my size.

[pocketpal]

And it all looks pretty stupid.

[mysterzie]

I don't know, it's kind of cool. Space things. Like, it's trying to be homey but it's not because we're in space.

[pocketpal]

Where did you live before?

[mysterzie]

Earth.

[ It's a broad answer, but hey. What else do you say when you're a teleporting vagabond? ]

[pocketpal]

Oh. Boring.