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ELN-1470 ([personal profile] pocketpal) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2015-02-21 12:14 pm

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Who: ELN-1470
Broadcast: Yes!
Action: On the Marsiva
When: 2/21

This is ELN-1470, reporting for duty. [ A woman looms over the communicator's camera. It's filming from close to her feet, and she looks large - except, no, that's definitely just a trick of perspective. She's on top of a table. She is tiny, peering down at the communications device, tiny hands on tiny hips. ]

It appears that my prior duties have been canceled, due to the catastrophic disappearance SISC0117. Which, I may add, not only contained my duties, but my dwelling and all of my possessions.

[ Someone’s not pleased. ]

Please inform me of my updated schedule.

I’m sure it will be a pleasure to serve. [ To turn off the communicator, she stomps on a button. ]
heresyandlace: (trust me)

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[personal profile] heresyandlace 2015-03-05 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
And you are as small as a mouse.

That is hardly a strong argument, is it?
heresyandlace: (smile like a snake)

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[personal profile] heresyandlace 2015-03-09 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I don't know.

If I tilt my head and squint a little...
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[personal profile] heresyandlace 2015-03-09 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
...Goodness, you're a literal one, aren't you?

[though still sounding charmed by the whole thing.]
heresyandlace: (above you)

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[personal profile] heresyandlace 2015-03-10 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Out of curiosity, is there any sense of humor that you do appreciate?
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[personal profile] heresyandlace 2015-03-13 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, see. There's your problem right there.

If you'd lighten up, you'd be much happier.