o3; godzilla in space

[frigidaire]

Who: Isaac Lahey and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: video or action if on the Wonderduck!
When: right now!

[ Open on one bored teenage werewolf. While the festivities have been great, the planet a little weird, and the creepy message weirder, he's relatively unfazed. He comes from a world where tree women come to life and ghost ninjas take over, so.

He's sprawled on his stomach on his bed, the camera is pointed up a little too high, cutting off some of his face. He's bored, okay? ]

Celebrations and stuff are cool and all, but it gets a little old sometimes on these ships. I think I've watched every movie I have like twelve times. Anyone have any other good ones? I have an alien version of Godzilla. I mean, as close as an alien movie can get to Godzilla. Uh, it has a giant monster and what I think is a city. So that counts, right?

Maybe we can do a movie night thing again. [ A shrug. ] I know a guy who can cook good food for it and I think our captain can still make space doritos, so. [ #priorities. Don't volunteer your shipmates, Isaac. But go ahead, tell him your thoughts! ]

Comments

[feathery]

how is this any different from taking chances with space pizza

i really need to fix my icon situation but dwi

[frigidaire]

i guess its not
maybe eugene can make some
he just said he can make slushies dude

[feathery]

i want a slushie

[frigidaire]

i do too
gonna see if i can get one
maybe we should just make a list of requests

[feathery]

if it turns out eugene could magic apples out of nothing all along im going to feel betrayed on a fundamental level

[frigidaire]

i dont think eugene is magic
but it kind of seems that way
dude this slushie is so good

[feathery]

youre intentionally provoking me
this is unforgivable

[frigidaire]

i can bring you one dude
its not like you live that far away
it would suck to walk all the way down the hall

[feathery]

holy shit
my own werewolf delivery service
if id known such a thing existed i would have started getting take out literal star systems ago

[frigidaire]

now youre really not getting one
just means there is more for me

[feathery]

oh no you dont get to rescind your offer now
dont give me that insincere garbage get your ass over here you arent even the one whos making the slushie

[He hopes, anyway.]

[frigidaire]

dude you can walk through walls and stuff
itd be faster for you to come get it yourself but sure
im just gonna drop it down the ladder on your face okay

[ No, Isaac, this isn't Glee. ]

[feathery]

yeah yeah
do that and youll never know peace so on and so forth
threats have been issued and comeuppances have been exchanged
can i have my slushie now

[frigidaire]

yeah yeah im coming
open your door okay because my hands are about to be full
and i really dont wanna spill these things
eugene has a weird machine to make them and everything
it looks like hard work

[ aww, look, Isaac caring about someone. ]

[feathery]

[Caring about the dude who feeds them: #1 priority at all times.]

then why does he have a machine if it isnt doing all the work for him

[Don't mind him, he's just being a pain in the ass on purpose.]

turn down for what

[frigidaire]

its not really a machine its just a thing
he has to control it himself and make the slushies
keep pushing dude and i really will just drink your slushie

[feathery]

the words you typed dont actually mean anything
its just gibberish on my screen
isaac are you ok i think your augment translator broke

[frigidaire]

oh im sorry did you want a slushie
i seem to only have one in my hand now
too bad

[feathery]

dude

[frigidaire]

id say chill out
but im the one with the slushie so

[feathery]

not only was that a terrible pun but we also know that statement is patently untrue
between the two of us the one with a disturbing lack of chill
even without factoring in the presence of slushies
is not me

[frigidaire]

it was a good pun shut up
and at least i dont squawk when i lose my chill
like someone i know