Mingle for the oldies

[bb_wolf]

Who: Anyone who is immortal, inordinately long lived or just likes hanging out with old people?
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Málum on the Iskaulit
When: End of November

Broadcast: Text
[The broadcast is simple.]

Málum. Tonight. Immortal or near enough meet up. Buy your own.

Action: Málum

[Bigby is there, drinking whiskey and smoking cheap, horrible and stinky cigarettes. The rest of you can do what you want.]

Comments

[cloakand_danger]

Exactly. Which is why I'm probably going to remain this way for the foreseeable future.

[But you don't get something for nothing, Vash.] So what about yourself? Were you born an 'Independent Plant', or did that happen later?

[goldenglasses]

[Ah. Crap. It was interesting hearing from others about their long, not-human lives, but he was still uncomfortable talking about himself.

Honesty. Yes. He came here saying he'd do that. Be more open. Less lies. Less hiding. Okay, now talk about yourself Vash. You can do this.]

I was born one.

[Nailed it. Vash takes an extended drink from his glass. That's all Yuan wanted to know, right? Explanations and background information? Pshhh, who needs those boring details?]

[cloakand_danger]

[Yuan waits until he's done drinking to see if any more information is forthcoming. When none appears to be, he smirks amusedly.]

All right, youngster, [you're never going to escape that one now] I think it's time for a little advice on how this works. Either you can volunteer a little more detail than that, or I can start prying around until I figure out what to ask, and maybe stumble on some questions you really don't want to answer.

[He's making an assumption that some of those exist, but with Vash being so reticent it isn't a hard leap of logic to make. He finishes with a nonchalant shrug.] It's entirely your choice.

[goldenglasses]

Well, Old Man, [Huh, felt interesting actually using that one on someone older than himself.] I suppose it's because I'm not very exciting and don't have as much to say.

I'm no hero who sacrificed anything or had any goal in mind to be long lived. I was born from a Plant. Found below one in it's protective glass casing, after some odd output readings, where it was discovered I could survive without needing to be connected to life support systems unlike the other Plants.

[He shrugs his shoulder. Acting perfectly nonchalantly about his birth as if it wasn't the first and only time anyone was aware of it happening.] Plants are just naturally long lived. No one really knows for sure how long they can live, but it's a long time as long as they're treated carefully and properly.

[cloakand_danger]

[Yuan's tone is a little odd when he next replies, like he's not sure whether to be proud of himself for figuring this out, or embarrassed that he didn't figure it out sooner:]

...So when you say 'Plant', the meaning is closer to a power plant or manufactory than... [a vague wave of his hand] vegetation?

[Look, in all fairness to Yuan, magical plant life is way more significant to his planet right now than mechanical anything.]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash makes a "gun" with his thumb and pointer and "shoots" Yuan.] You got it! Don't worry, almost everyone assumes something more like a tree or some sort at first too.

But yeah, Plants are a mix of organic and mechanical creations of humans back home. So they're a bit complicated.

[cloakand_danger]

Interesting. [At least it's a relief that he's not the only one who made that guess to start with.] ...So is it unusual for a Plant to be Independent, then?

[goldenglasses]

Yeah, just a bit. [There was only two as far as Vash was aware of.] Very rare in fact.

[He hesitates with a chuckle for a moment. It's so hard to be honest after so long of dodging questions.]

I was actually one of the first. [There. He said first. He'll just leave the one of two thing vague.]

[cloakand_danger]

[And since Vash did him the courtesy of elaborating when prompted, Yuan will hold up his end of the bargain and not probe for too many details when something seems like a sensitive topic.]

That must have been interesting. [On his world, a unique being like that might not ever have made it out of a lab, at least until more of them were produced. He wonders if Vash faced something similar. It'd be far too rude to ask something of that nature at this stage, though.] I'm sure you get a lot of questions about it.

[goldenglasses]

[Yuan is lucky he's not talking to Vash's manga counterpart on this one.]

Yeah, I guess it was. I dunno, I was a kid and I had good people looking over me. [Now that he's older he's come to realize some of the "games" the other crews played with them might have been testing things, but Rem was always good to him.]

And then I just stopped telling people what I was so questions don't generally come up back home. [He shrugs and laughs like the fact that he has hid who he actually is isn't a big deal.]

[cloakand_danger]

[Yuan just nods, following along easily enough with that part:] It's similar back home. Not all half-elves have pointed ears. [He nudges a wisp of hair behind his own rounded ears a little self-consciously.]

My hair gives me away, and I don't care so much if I stand out, but I don't begrudge those few who can pass as human, when it gives them an easier life.

[goldenglasses]

So, your hair is naturally blue then? [He's never quite sure if someone has dyed their hair or not.] It's a good color on you.

I don't really have anything that really makes me stand out. Well, besides living a long time, but I tend to move around a lot anyway so most don't notice in the end.