Mingle for the oldies

[bb_wolf]

Who: Anyone who is immortal, inordinately long lived or just likes hanging out with old people?
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Málum on the Iskaulit
When: End of November

Broadcast: Text
[The broadcast is simple.]

Málum. Tonight. Immortal or near enough meet up. Buy your own.

Action: Málum

[Bigby is there, drinking whiskey and smoking cheap, horrible and stinky cigarettes. The rest of you can do what you want.]

Comments

[aigue]

[Her tail reflexively fluffs up as she eyes the other fox warily.]

Why? This is nothing.

[castrationfist]

[She notices that, and seems rather amused, honestly.]

Well, because the drinks here aren't very good, are they?

[aigue]

I have no problems with the wine. Perhaps you have no taste.

[castrationfist]

Or maybe I simply have better taste. You think this is good?

[aigue]

I wouldn't be drinking it if I didn't think it was.

[castrationfist]

How tragic, for a fellow fox to have no taste! It must be because of your youth, surely...

[aigue]

Nope.

If you don't like the place why are you complaining to a stranger instead of leaving?

[Because she... doesn't particularly care about the opinion of some random other fox.]

[castrationfist]

Because I have absolutely nothing better to do!

[... at least she's honest, right]

[aigue]

[Renart looks unimpressed.]

Go find someone else to bother, then. I'm not in the mood to entertain children.

[castrationfist]

Children? A little fox with only one tail is calling me a child? Someone so uncute and lacking in sex appeal saying that makes me want to laugh.

[... She only has one tail, too...]

[aigue]

[She takes another sip from the bottle, more interested in it than the attempted insults.]

Good for you, kiddo.

[castrationfist]

[uuuugh why isn't she allowed to live up to her evil alignment anymore. actually caring about the opinions of good people sucks.]

You realize the more of a jerk you are, the more it only makes me want to piss you off more, right?

[aigue]

You realize I don't care, right? Besides, if you try anything... [She twirls a finger in the air lazily, then points in Bigby's direction.] Mr. Wolf will toss you out.

[castrationfist]

... Am I meant to be frightened? Well, his looks are rather frightening, but I imagine not for the reason he wants.

[aigue]

Just aware, right now.

[Bigby is not actually doing anything scary right now.]