Mingle for the oldies

[bb_wolf]

Who: Anyone who is immortal, inordinately long lived or just likes hanging out with old people?
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Málum on the Iskaulit
When: End of November

Broadcast: Text
[The broadcast is simple.]

Málum. Tonight. Immortal or near enough meet up. Buy your own.

Action: Málum

[Bigby is there, drinking whiskey and smoking cheap, horrible and stinky cigarettes. The rest of you can do what you want.]

Comments

[castrationfist]

Oh, it's the little Seraph!

[LOOK MIKLEO IT'S YOUR FAVORITE PERSON]

[nerdeology]

"Little?"

[IT REALLY IS NOT]

[castrationfist]

Well, of course.

[... she is like 4'9 without her shoes if you don't count her ears, she has zero room to talk]

[nerdeology]

[Yeah, he's noticed.]

I don't think you have any business calling me small.

[castrationfist]

Would you prefer 'young'?

[nerdeology]

I'd prefer that it not be important enough to point out.

[castrationfist]

Well, it can't be helped! You are, after all.

[she doesn't intend to stop any time soon]

[nerdeology]

[HUFF.]

Well, what does it matter? Age essentially becomes irrelevant after a certain point when you have no predetermined lifespan.

[castrationfist]

And, have you reached that point?

[nerdeology]

[RELUCTANTLY]

...Not yet, but I will.

[castrationfist]

Then until then, there's no problem calling you that!

[nerdeology]

Is there a particular reason you've decided to treat me like a kid, or are you just trying to rile me up?

[castrationfist]

I thought it would be funny!

[nerdeology]

It isn't funny!

[He says, defiantly, convincing no one.]