Mingle for the oldies

[bb_wolf]

Who: Anyone who is immortal, inordinately long lived or just likes hanging out with old people?
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Málum on the Iskaulit
When: End of November

Broadcast: Text
[The broadcast is simple.]

Málum. Tonight. Immortal or near enough meet up. Buy your own.

Action: Málum

[Bigby is there, drinking whiskey and smoking cheap, horrible and stinky cigarettes. The rest of you can do what you want.]

Comments

[goldenglasses]

I think it's suppose to be 'artsy' or something. I mean, what it's served on doesn't really change the taste.



...usually.

[castrationfist]

"Artsy"? It's absolutely, disgustingly rude, you know? It's looking down on the person you're serving to, like they don't even deserve a real plate.

[goldenglasses]

Or maybe they're trying to recycle? Or maybe they have a really clumsy waiter and it's the only plates they have left? [Vash shrugs.] I don't really know, but I can kind of see your point about it possibly coming off as rude.

[castrationfist]

"Possibly" nothing. I've cursed people for lesser insults.

[goldenglasses]

Cur-Cursing!? Don't you think that's going a bit too far? Especially just over plates?

[castrationfist]

It's not the plate that matters, it's the insult attached to the plate!

[goldenglasses]

But what if they didn't mean it as an insult? If it's all they had would you rather they put the food on the dirty floor or a clean, but broken plate?

[He doesn't believe it was all they had, but he was curious about her opinion.]

[castrationfist]

They should replace the plate, obviously.

[goldenglasses]

Alright. Fine. Fine.

So, if you've cursed before. What kind of curses have you done? [Partly curious to see how dangerous a person he might be dealing with. Partly because maybe they aren't bad curses?]

[castrationfist]

Ehh, such a close topic already? Without even introductions? Isn't that moreo a third-date sort of topic, aren't you rushing things? What happened to dinner and a movie first, you know?!

[... or she just doesn't want to talk about it and she's trying to fluster him away from the topic.]

[goldenglasses]

Oh! I didn't realize that was a close topic. I can't curse people so I had no idea! Sorry, sorry!

[He laughs embarrassed that he had been so rude. And hoping he didn't do something to get himself cursed.]

Let me start over then. [He clears his voice before smiling and holding out a hand to shake.] My name is Vash. It's a pleasure to meet you.

[castrationfist]

Well, I suppose I can forgive you, then.

[... well, as far as reactions go, that was a bit weak, but it did what she wanted. She takes his hand, and shakes.]

It's a pleasure. I'm the resurrected beautiful miko fox, Tamamo~!

[goldenglasses]

Oh, you don't have to tell me the beautiful part. Even a blind man would be able to see your immense beauty.

[castrationfist]

Ehh, what a flatterer! Tell me more?

[goldenglasses]

[Vash smiles coyly. Flattering women is his specialty.]

Gladly. Your beauty is so breath taking you almost miss how sparkling your eyes are. Once you see that your heart actually stops. But it's okay, because the musical notes of your heavenly voice revives those around. It's so beautiful that the heart beats wildly once again!