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[feathery]

Who: A bird and you
Broadcast: Y
Action: Wonderduck, if you wanna
When: At ass o'clock in the AM

guess im just wondering
because its kind of hard to tell between abrupt disappearances and people lapsing into comas for days
or sometimes weeks
but how long has it been since you went back where you came from
or remembered something that you didnt before
and how long would it take before you get the feeling youre not gonna go back again

[Naval gazing at three in the morning in the Wonderduck kitchen is a go.]

Comments

[frigidaire]

are you crying
should i bring you a box of kleenex or something

[ Isaac is awake at three in the morning which is a miracle in and of itself, but it's likely Davesprite's fault anyway. Who needs a regular sleeping schedule. He might also not be taking his friend seriously, whoops. ]

[feathery]

why are you awake
all you do is complain about how you never get to sleep but here you are
awake in the dead of night
pretending that actually means something in space
im never respecting the hours you keep ever again

[frigidaire]

like you ever respected them before dude
but i cant sleep anyway newtons in here
he wants to play

[feathery]

and thats exactly the kind of suffering you deserve
so are you just here to nag me about shit ill probably regret all on my own come morning or what

[frigidaire]

yeah its like water torture but in fox form
but anyway dude im not gonna nag you i was messing with you
pretty sure everyone here has wondered those things

[feathery]

right
so someone suggested i ask you to punch me as a solution to my nighttime existential crisis

[frigidaire]

dude im not punching you
it wouldnt even do anything
and id have to get up and im not doing that

[feathery]

yeah i wasnt actually asking
i mean this was a dumb thing to post but its no dumber than other dumb shit ive said or done so ill live and keep on keeping on in whatever manner ghostly birds do
and it would suck if you clawed me up by accident so no thanks

[frigidaire]

dude it isnt that dumb
youve been stuck here longer than me anyway so I bet that sucks
especially if i accidentally clawed you or whatever it is someone told you i should do

[feathery]

[Bluhhh. He ends up privately texting Isaac. Consider this shit inboxed.]

i dunno if i want to go back anyway

[frigidaire]

i guess this place isnt that bad
i sometimes want to go back and sometimes i dont

[feathery]

well part of the issue is i dont want to stay here either
but its not like a third option is miraculously presenting itself

[frigidaire]

i could shove you out of an air lock or something
but thats not a great third option either
would you go back to asgard instead of your home

[feathery]

no
i mean if its a choice between asgard and sburb and here
id pick asgard i guess
but thats not saying much
and its not like its actually an option on the table

[frigidaire]

yeah it sucks we cant choose where we want to go
but i guess that undermines the whole kidnapping space tv show bit theyre going for here
and its just worse that if we did go anywhere we wouldnt remember this place anyway

[feathery]

yeah
probably
still dont get why i remember asgard when i wasnt supposed to but seeing how i can fuck around with shadows its not like were following the same rules
if there are any rules besides "were holding you hostage for entertainment purposes"

[frigidaire]

yesh except it isnt very entertaining though
like sure your shadow stuff is probably funny to watch and all but its annoying we dont know more about this place
at least we kind of know how things work at home

[feathery]

i guess
so whats your beef with going back

[frigidaire]

i dunno
sometimes i think i want to go home and sometimes i dont
like i dont want to forget this stuff and my friends
and when i left there was a lot happening

[feathery]

sounds like it was important shit

[frigidaire]

yeah
i guess it was important
i dont really know

[ More like fucking devastating, but. ]