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[feathery]

Who: A bird and you
Broadcast: Y
Action: Wonderduck, if you wanna
When: At ass o'clock in the AM

guess im just wondering
because its kind of hard to tell between abrupt disappearances and people lapsing into comas for days
or sometimes weeks
but how long has it been since you went back where you came from
or remembered something that you didnt before
and how long would it take before you get the feeling youre not gonna go back again

[Naval gazing at three in the morning in the Wonderduck kitchen is a go.]

Comments

[feathery]

that was optimistic in the most protagonisty way possible
well maybe not the most protagonisty i think its missing a moral lesson
still sounds like something a couple of my friends would say though so the comparison holds

[nowyouseeit]

[. . . SNORTS]

i don't think i'm the kinda guy you want to come to for "moral lessons," if i'm gonna be honest

[feathery]

do you casually talk about how much you love murder

[nowyouseeit]

[oh my god]

why are you jumping straight to murder? i could be referring to cheating at cards.

[feathery]

im just saying if you dont wanna shank a dude as a solution to your problems
you could do worse

[And Davesprite has definitely asked for advice from a guy who considered stabbing things a legitimate solution to his emotional problems.]

1/2

[nowyouseeit]

of course i don't wanna shank a dude as a solution to my problems
i'm pretty anti-shanking, actually
in my experience shanking causes more problems than it fixes

[nowyouseeit]

[and a minute or two later, another message]

holy crap that's the moral lesson isn't it

[feathery]

hahahaha
congratulations dude youve ascended to legitimate protagonist tier
ive got your commemorative sash and badge right here
youll have to make any business cards on your own though

[nowyouseeit]

ha ha ha
i'll pass
you can keep the sash and badge, i bet they wouldn't look good on me anyway

[feathery]

real talk but does the sash and badge combo look good on anyone
like there are a lot of reasons i was never a boy scout but i gotta assume thats one of them

[nowyouseeit]

good point
there are some accessories even the most fashion-conscious person just can't make work for them
sashes and badges are two of those

anyway, back on topic, why're you up so late asking this question anyway?