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driftfleet2016-12-02 12:29 pm
staytofight) wrote in driftfleet2016-12-02 12:29 pm
voice.
Who: Garrett
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Marsiva
When: Around now! A+ description.
[Garrett is not about to completely come out of the bag with the vampire thing. For one, he's spent a very hefty portion of his life hiding it — and for another, he doesn't want to be burned at a stake, barbaric and outdated and annoyingly Salem as that is (he was around for that kind of mindset long after the trials ended, and really, entertaining the idea of burning lovely women simply because they're exotic minds?)]
You know, the swimming test for witches was the the stupidest thing I've ever heard growing up. Frenzied morons would basically throw a suspected witch in a lake and if she floated, she was a witch. And if she sank like a stone, she wasn't. But what is the person if they doggy paddle in a mad panic? A witch who didn't learn to swim?
[There's a heavy humor in his voice, the kind one picks up with regards to death, to dark humor, and if there were such a thing as a verbal eyeroll, it'd be here.]
But this place! Fascinating to see so many of you open about your supernatural talents. Your unholy inhumaness, should you self-subscribe to such a dark description. As someone from such a boring, uneventful world, I'm just excited at the idea of a ghost on a roadside; no, we're pretty boring in hindsight, compared to you lot. I bet you all have some interesting tales to tell. And maybe some tails under those ugly ship-standard uniforms. Is it strange, being so open, or is that also a normality in your world?
I'm stranded aboard a ship floating through infinite space; humor me while I slowly die of boredom.
[ALSO I'M GONNA START GETTING HUNGRY????
But that is for another day to worry. His throat is only similar to human strep, at the moment.
Gross.]
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Marsiva
When: Around now! A+ description.
[Garrett is not about to completely come out of the bag with the vampire thing. For one, he's spent a very hefty portion of his life hiding it — and for another, he doesn't want to be burned at a stake, barbaric and outdated and annoyingly Salem as that is (he was around for that kind of mindset long after the trials ended, and really, entertaining the idea of burning lovely women simply because they're exotic minds?)]
You know, the swimming test for witches was the the stupidest thing I've ever heard growing up. Frenzied morons would basically throw a suspected witch in a lake and if she floated, she was a witch. And if she sank like a stone, she wasn't. But what is the person if they doggy paddle in a mad panic? A witch who didn't learn to swim?
[There's a heavy humor in his voice, the kind one picks up with regards to death, to dark humor, and if there were such a thing as a verbal eyeroll, it'd be here.]
But this place! Fascinating to see so many of you open about your supernatural talents. Your unholy inhumaness, should you self-subscribe to such a dark description. As someone from such a boring, uneventful world, I'm just excited at the idea of a ghost on a roadside; no, we're pretty boring in hindsight, compared to you lot. I bet you all have some interesting tales to tell. And maybe some tails under those ugly ship-standard uniforms. Is it strange, being so open, or is that also a normality in your world?
I'm stranded aboard a ship floating through infinite space; humor me while I slowly die of boredom.
[ALSO I'M GONNA START GETTING HUNGRY????
But that is for another day to worry. His throat is only similar to human strep, at the moment.
Gross.]
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Werewolves are always dreadful, fanged beasts. Something to hide under your covers at night, aren't they?
[Just because he worked with them doesn't mean he's not gonna endlessly mock them.]
And they likely shed, one assumes. Imagine that.
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But that aside
They aren't scary so much as dogsx100
Dogs are the worst
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It's like a bird hating cats. It would be strange if you didn't despise them a little, wouldn't it?
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I doubt I'd still be a fox if I stopped despising them
It is not pleasant being chased by them
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But that isn't a bad idea
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