voice.

[staytofight]

Who: Garrett
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Marsiva
When: Around now! A+ description.

[Garrett is not about to completely come out of the bag with the vampire thing. For one, he's spent a very hefty portion of his life hiding it — and for another, he doesn't want to be burned at a stake, barbaric and outdated and annoyingly Salem as that is (he was around for that kind of mindset long after the trials ended, and really, entertaining the idea of burning lovely women simply because they're exotic minds?)]

You know, the swimming test for witches was the the stupidest thing I've ever heard growing up. Frenzied morons would basically throw a suspected witch in a lake and if she floated, she was a witch. And if she sank like a stone, she wasn't. But what is the person if they doggy paddle in a mad panic? A witch who didn't learn to swim?

[There's a heavy humor in his voice, the kind one picks up with regards to death, to dark humor, and if there were such a thing as a verbal eyeroll, it'd be here.]

But this place! Fascinating to see so many of you open about your supernatural talents. Your unholy inhumaness, should you self-subscribe to such a dark description. As someone from such a boring, uneventful world, I'm just excited at the idea of a ghost on a roadside; no, we're pretty boring in hindsight, compared to you lot. I bet you all have some interesting tales to tell. And maybe some tails under those ugly ship-standard uniforms. Is it strange, being so open, or is that also a normality in your world?

I'm stranded aboard a ship floating through infinite space; humor me while I slowly die of boredom.

[ALSO I'M GONNA START GETTING HUNGRY????

But that is for another day to worry. His throat is only similar to human strep, at the moment.

Gross.]

Comments

[precedented]

I don't know. Have you?

[staytofight]

Why, what a question. I'm certainly no god.

[See I can be cheeky too]

[precedented]

You possess many of the facets that come with godhood. Immortality. Special powers. An innate sense of self-loathing that only age can provide.

For those unfortunate enough to cross your path, as you played judge, jury and executioner, you played God as natural as staying alive.

[staytofight]

[DUDE RUDE, does he look like he wants his abilities thrown out there?

He raises an eyebrow.]

A bit too chatty, cheeky godman. Do you usually air everyone's dirty laundry?

You certainly have no sense of privacy.

[precedented]

You did call me cheeky.

If I want to air your laundry, so to speak, I'd be a little more descriptive. You're looking for answers in a God.

But I am not your God.

[staytofight]

I certainly did. Perhaps I can see the future as well.

[so dry]

Then is nature nothing but a collection of little gods, in your eyes? Or are they exempt because they don't have the capacity to think about the pain of what they eat?

... I've heard dolphins are quite the assholes.

[precedented]

I told you. Gods are a human creation. Therefore, there is something human in each god-like creation. In every action, every emotion. It is the unattainable and the connection that people seek.

[ He tilts his head. Garrett is still young by Leto's reckoning after all. ]

So you should know if they are or not. Or perhaps you want someone to give you the answers.

[staytofight]

A human creation, allegedly.

You have me wrong, Mr. Alleged God. I'm not looking for answers to my questions so much as enjoying listening to the opinion of another. It doesn't necessarily mean I'll believe a word you say, but this is far more interesting than sitting and staring at a wall - is it not?

... Though admittedly, the more answers I can find about dolphins, the better.

Cheeky bastards, much like you.

[precedented]

I think you hear far more than you'd like to believe, whether it's believable or not.

Good luck on your dolphins.

[staytofight]

[He throws his hands up in the air, though unseen by the voice feed.]

Just like an alleged god to end a philosophical conversation at dolphins.

[It's joking as always, but he appreciated the time spent, certainly. He's got good mirth left.]

But thank you.

[precedented]

[ His tone is warm and kind. ]

You're welcome.