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[robitussin]

Who: opal, nightingale, and you
Broadcast: video!
Action: on the pathstone
When: now!

[When the feed turns on, it’s focused on... so many Christmas sweaters laying on a bed. There are more, hidden beneath those four and out of view of the camera; from what can be seen, it looks like there are at least three or four more. The camera swings around to two girls, one of whom has the most deadpan look on her face.]

I officially hate sponsor drops. I want none of this.

[The other one just looks kind of confused.]

I’m pretty sure this is another Earth reference or something that I’m missing here. What the fuck is wrong with Earth?

[It earns a snort out of Opal.]

There are many things wrong with Earth, and all of them are a long story. Don’t worry about it. Anyways, the point is that someone should come here and take these away because every single one is kind of the worst thing ever? Save us.

Either that or we can throw them out into space. That’s an option too. There’s a sun nearby to hurl these into, right?

[She sounds dead serious about this.]

...Maybe we should at least see if anyone wants them before we toss them into a sun? [But, she smiles.] I am totally saving shoving them out of an airlock as a plan B, though. Thank you for that.

[She glances back at the camera for a moment, though, giving the feed a Look.]

Seriously, though, get these far enough away that I never have to see them again.

[ooc: blue is opal, purple is nightingale!]

Comments

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[experiencepoints]

I'm not going to waste my MP on it. I'm just dropping them in the next sun we pass.

[deviances]

You don't think lightin' it up yourself would be more satisfyin'?

[experiencepoints]

Lighting it up myself would involve looking at it.

[deviances]

[ Snort! ]

What if you closed your eyes? Make a game out of it or somethin'?

[experiencepoints]

I figured out a new branch of magic recently and I really don't want to figure out the safety consequences for missing with it.

[deviances]

Damn. Pitchin' it into the sun it is, then... There's gotta be one close enough? And even if not, fuck it, they can all just disappear into the void of space. Or somethin' like that.

[experiencepoints]

I worry if it's just space, some other poor soul will find them. No one deserves that.

[deviances]

Yeah. Uh. I'd say one person's trash is someone else's treasure, but considerin' the trash...

[experiencepoints]

I don't want to know who or what would consider this treasure.