Video | Fresh meat

[spacebro]

Who: Mon-El
Broadcast: Video
Action: Marsiva if you're new too!
When: Now until he gets shuffled like the deck of cards he is! (What?)

Hi. So, this is not what I was expecting today. [He was expecting some additional rest and recovery after the last few days. Instead, he feels mysteriously good as new.] I'd just heard some great things about Netflix, and I was looking forward to chilling with it. [Someone may have missed giving him the full explanation and context of that phrase. Ooooor maybe they didn't.]

I am getting tired of being the one who always gets abducted. Winn and Alex could take turns too. Just saying.

[A soft sigh. He's staying in pretty good spirits despite everything, but he's wondering if this is doing him any good.] Is anyone even listening to this?

[And just in case someone is.] My name is Mon-El.

[Oh, wait.]

Mike!

I meant Mike. [Almost definitely no one noticed that. It was very smooth. He'll just turn this off now.]

Comments

[spacebro]

Right. Besides, you probably can't get over here anyway. Too bad. [A guy has to try, right?]

[castrationfist]

[She just gives him a judgmental look.]

Did you really think that would work?

[spacebro]

You never know, right?

[castrationfist]

Now I want them to keep you there longer out of spite.

[spacebro]

So, I'm not your new best friend?

[castrationfist]

No. For many reasons.

[spacebro]

I'd love to get a list, but maybe I should explore my new prison since no one is coming to my rescue.

[castrationfist]

By all means. Please, enjoy a futile search to your heart's content!

[spacebro]

Wow, thanks. Good luck finding someone to praise you.

[castrationfist]

Fortunately, I already have a beloved partner for that!

[spacebro]

Even better. [No reason to be mad at him then!]