voice;

[ahappylie]

Who: Okita Souji, the new kid in town, and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: SS Golden crew
When: December 11th

Voice;
[There's a few moments of silence and low humming as the speaker figures out how this whole communicator thing works. There's a quiet "Ah!" and then the message begins. The voice is either a low pitched female or a higher pitched male, and there is little in the way of images to make it clear which is which. Fun times.]

I really wonder who would find it that fascinating to watch other people live their lives, but I suppose in space [That is still SO weird to say] you must not get a lot of other entertainments. I've read the guide on your network, buuuuut, well. It's a little dry, don't you think?

So why don't you tell me what would you say is the most important thing to know about being here? For example, this "e-lec-tri-city" thing is very useful. It's nice to be able to see so well, even if it's very, very bright all the time. And this little pocket communication thing is cute. What do you think?

Action for the SS Golden
[Once he's out from the bathroom he got locked in - thanks Handsome Jack - Okita spends some time acquainting himself with his new ship. Aka, he spends time slinking around and finding all the weird nooks and crannies in which he can hide stuff, himself, or possibly...other "stuff" in case it's necessary. Crewmates can find him anywhere on the ship wearing a white kimono and opening up vents and peering under cabinets, tapping on wall panels and trying to break into places he probably shouldn't go. All of this before he ever introduces himself, because hahaha manners.

What are those?]

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UGH I'M SORRY AUTOCORRECT HATES ME

[ahappylie]

No, no man either.

[ Says the lying liar. At least no man who would return his feelings.]

I'm afraid I'm not very interesting in that respect, Tamamo-san.

i feel you no worries

[castrationfist]

Ehh, no interest in anyone? Are you not lonely?

[look she wants to hear cute romance stories, okay]

Thx ;;

[ahappylie]

I had my friends and my duty. It wasn't as lonesome as you would think.

[ The only romances he knew were the doomed ones, the short ones, or the ones where Hijikata slept with married women just to prove he could. His role models are Not Great.]

[castrationfist]

[... never tell her that, she'll find a way to fight him]

I suppose not... I can't quite understand that feeling, but we might just be made differently.

[ahappylie]

Perhaps. I suppose I envied the ones I saw who could find happiness that way. It seemed so faraway to me.

[On the old side, he dies in a few years so he won't have to worry about anymore. Yaaaaaay....?]

But it isn't in my future so I've chosen not to worry.

[castrationfist]

It's only not in your future if you give up, you know! I mean, I didn't meet my husband until after I was already dead, so there's always hope!

[alternatively: even death won't let you escape from her meddling.]

[ahappylie]

[Oh my god, even his sisters have up on him, Tamamo. Even his sisters and he was the only male heir.

In other words, good luck.]

I suppose so. [He laughs] One can never give up hope.

[castrationfist]

Never! As long as you have hope, there will be something for you!

[CHALLENGE FUCKING ACCEPTED]

[ahappylie]

[What... Just happened....]

I'm glad to see Tamamo-san is so high-spirited.

Ah-- but now that we are friends, can you tell me what a phone is?

[castrationfist]

[you're fucked is what]

Hm? It's basically the communicator.

[ahappylie]

Oh! So there are cute coverings for this thing?

[Well, at least he'll get some before he dies then. ]

[castrationfist]

Exactly! Mine looks like a fox.

[i just want to remind you that she fought in a war where her name and identity being revealed was certain death.

but nah, fox phone case.]

[ahappylie]

[Why talk about war when fix phone cases tho]

Ahhh! That's so cute! Can I see it? Where did you find it?

[castrationfist]

Eh, well... I'd show you, but since it's around the communicator, where the camera is, that would be rather difficult. It was a gift, let's say.

FOX not fix goddammit

[ahappylie]

Oh! Right.

Was it a gift from those sponsor people who watch us every day?

pets

[castrationfist]

It was! Though, to someone else, and he simply gave them out to any who wanted them.

[ahappylie]

That's very kind of him. I'll have to learn from his example.

I suppose you wouldn't know where I could find a phone case that looks like a pig, do you?

[castrationfist]

...

A pig?

[ahappylie]

Mmhm! I had a pet pig at home. I miss him terribly and if I can find anything that reminds me of him, it would make this place a little less terrible.

[castrationfist]

Hm... There are some pig-like people, but I haven't seen anything like that.

[ahappylie]

[He sighs. Of course there wouldn't anything like that here. Technically pigs are food and who but him keeps them as a part? Ah well.]

Mm, pig-like people aren't the same. That's too bad. I was hoping to at least find something. Maybe just a pink phone case then.

[castrationfist]

You like pink, then? I have to approve of your taste!

[... says the pink-haired girl who wears a lot of pink in her alternate outfits.]

[ahappylie]

I like all of the pretty colors, especially the bright ones. My friend always wore black and I'd tease him that he looks like he was always ready for a funeral. [He snickers, thinking back on his and Saitou's little face offs]

[castrationfist]

Ahh, how terrible, I know the type exactly! Black has its place, but aren't more spring-like colors much better?

[ahappylie]

Yes! I enjoy them far more. He always said- [And here, he takes on a somber, stone-faced demeanor] -"If you would only wear a darker color, you might look more masculine."

[Okita bursts out laughing.]

He is such a funny guy.