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[noprophecies]

Who: Tempest
Broadcast: fleetwide video
Action: The Golden
When: now!

[she doesn't normally use the video option, but today she has a reason - of course, the network is gifted with her grumpy face first]

I have been sent tiny bottles of wine for my - today. [her nose wrinkles at the almost slip and she holds up a little bottle for the camera to see] They have - what I can only assume are meant to be elf ears attached to it. They think they are being cute.

[sure enough, little rubber elf ears are on the bottle. She huffs and puts it down]

Whatever it is certainly doesn't taste like wine, but if anyone would like a bottle, you are more than welcome to come to the Golden and take one. Surely one of you will enjoy the taste.

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[noprophecies]

i would like to see him but im fine if he does or doesnt

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[robitussin]

that's surprisingly noncommital

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[noprophecies]

what should i pine for him instead

i dont pine

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[robitussin]

i think a small amount of pining would be understandable

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[noprophecies]

nope

not allowed

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[robitussin]

why not

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[noprophecies]

it isnt manly

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[robitussin]

you aren't a man

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[noprophecies]

i was making a joke

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[robitussin]

my statement still stands

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[noprophecies]

as does mine

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[robitussin]

ok but consider pining is totally manly

men are babies

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[noprophecies]

well i cant argue that, they really are

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[robitussin]

yep

i think the correct phrase here is woman up instead

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[noprophecies]

i dont know, implying that they are not men to begin with is rather insulting and to my tastes

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[robitussin]

also fair

both statements are true