noprophecies: (011)
Aurae Le Paulmier | Tempest ([personal profile] noprophecies) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-12-22 10:04 pm

❧ 003 video;

Who: Tempest
Broadcast: fleetwide video
Action: The Golden
When: now!

[she doesn't normally use the video option, but today she has a reason - of course, the network is gifted with her grumpy face first]

I have been sent tiny bottles of wine for my - today. [her nose wrinkles at the almost slip and she holds up a little bottle for the camera to see] They have - what I can only assume are meant to be elf ears attached to it. They think they are being cute.

[sure enough, little rubber elf ears are on the bottle. She huffs and puts it down]

Whatever it is certainly doesn't taste like wine, but if anyone would like a bottle, you are more than welcome to come to the Golden and take one. Surely one of you will enjoy the taste.
silvercast: (YZZ2tuF)

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[personal profile] silvercast 2016-12-28 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ He grins, tilting his head. ]

You could make a great deal of profit if you spin enough of a yarn. How are they to know that what you've received isn't, in fact, rare wine from your home planet?
silvercast: (LIFVzby)

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[personal profile] silvercast 2016-12-28 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
You don't know unless you try. They could very well be that gullible.