Nakamori Aoko (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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driftfleet2017-01-01 06:35 pm
bluediligence) wrote in driftfleet2017-01-01 06:35 pm
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Who: Aoko, anyone
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Not really applicable, but the Iskaulit if anybody does feel like it!
When: January 1
[ The video opens up to Aoko, perched on the edge of the Iskaulit's boxing ring. She's wearing both her exercise gear (which seems to include a scarf, do not question her questionable life choices) and a bright, beaming smile — the kind that may or may not preclude mischief. Her poker face could really use some work. ]
Hey! I need help. It's really important.
[ There's a beat. ]
… What's the best way to turn the word 'agent' into a cat pun?
[ She's asking for a friend, really. (If by that we mean, "she's asking so she can embarrass a friend, should he ever turn up amongst the fleet.") ]
Oh! And one more thing. If anybody here likes simple number games, check out the file attached to this video. Each box is filled with a number between one and eight, and a number can only appear once in each row and column. The inequalities are there to make things more interesting – and to act as clues! [ Her grin softens into something lighter, more cheerful than outright devious. ] I'll give cookies to everyone who finds the solution.
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Not really applicable, but the Iskaulit if anybody does feel like it!
When: January 1
[ The video opens up to Aoko, perched on the edge of the Iskaulit's boxing ring. She's wearing both her exercise gear (which seems to include a scarf, do not question her questionable life choices) and a bright, beaming smile — the kind that may or may not preclude mischief. Her poker face could really use some work. ]
Hey! I need help. It's really important.
[ There's a beat. ]
… What's the best way to turn the word 'agent' into a cat pun?
[ She's asking for a friend, really. (If by that we mean, "she's asking so she can embarrass a friend, should he ever turn up amongst the fleet.") ]
Oh! And one more thing. If anybody here likes simple number games, check out the file attached to this video. Each box is filled with a number between one and eight, and a number can only appear once in each row and column. The inequalities are there to make things more interesting – and to act as clues! [ Her grin softens into something lighter, more cheerful than outright devious. ] I'll give cookies to everyone who finds the solution.
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[ YELLS??? as she leaps up and spins around, looking distinctly—and appropriately!—like a cat that just got shoved into a bathtub full of cold water ]
What the hell?!
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Ha ha! I'm almost surprised you didn't see that coming!
[and he tosses her one of the water guns, his intentions clear]
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[ what if, instead, she catches and pitches it straight back at his stupid grinning face, with a (comedically!!) violent amount of force ]
We're living on a fleet of space ships, Kaito! How was I supposed to know you'd sneak up on me from wherever you were?!
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You should know by now to expect the unexpected from me!
[kihihihihi~]
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It wasn't unexpected, it was just rude! This is the second time you've soaked me ...!
[ Better watch out, because she doesn't waste any more time before diving at him. ]
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[totally cartwheels out of the way. the cartwheel is unnecessary for dodging, he just thinks it looks cool]
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Don't try to displace the blame, Kaito! It was so your fault!
[ and in this case, "going in for the kill" absolutely means shoving her hand in his face to shove him down the floor!! ]
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[he'd response, but all he can really do is let out an unintelligible noise as he crashes into the ground, a heaping pile of flailing limbs and new bruises]
-- hoko!
[is the only understandable word that comes out]