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Who: Aoko, anyone
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Not really applicable, but the Iskaulit if anybody does feel like it!
When: January 1

[ The video opens up to Aoko, perched on the edge of the Iskaulit's boxing ring. She's wearing both her exercise gear (which seems to include a scarf, do not question her questionable life choices) and a bright, beaming smile — the kind that may or may not preclude mischief. Her poker face could really use some work. ]

Hey! I need help. It's really important.

[ There's a beat. ]

… What's the best way to turn the word 'agent' into a cat pun?

[ She's asking for a friend, really. (If by that we mean, "she's asking so she can embarrass a friend, should he ever turn up amongst the fleet.") ]

Oh! And one more thing. If anybody here likes simple number games, check out the file attached to this video. Each box is filled with a number between one and eight, and a number can only appear once in each row and column. The inequalities are there to make things more interesting – and to act as clues! [ Her grin softens into something lighter, more cheerful than outright devious. ] I'll give cookies to everyone who finds the solution.

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[She holds both of her hands up to do this.]

Walküre performs anti-Var concerts. The only way to fix it is to sing, and recordings don't work. So even if we're not always undercover, we still gotta go out and perform. Sometimes it's really dangerous, but if we don't do anything they're gonna be left hurting and trying to hurt other people and I don't think any of them wanna do that.

Walküre? Anti-Var? [ Aoko's more than used to hearing about things she has absolutely no frame of reference for, so there's more curiosity than confusion in her expression. ]

Ahh... Walküre is an idol group! We're called a tactical sound unit too, but—the only thing that helps people when they have the Var are our songs, so we gotta visit places that have outbreaks and help everyone that lives there.