Nakamori Aoko (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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driftfleet2017-01-01 06:35 pm
bluediligence) wrote in driftfleet2017-01-01 06:35 pm
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Who: Aoko, anyone
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Not really applicable, but the Iskaulit if anybody does feel like it!
When: January 1
[ The video opens up to Aoko, perched on the edge of the Iskaulit's boxing ring. She's wearing both her exercise gear (which seems to include a scarf, do not question her questionable life choices) and a bright, beaming smile — the kind that may or may not preclude mischief. Her poker face could really use some work. ]
Hey! I need help. It's really important.
[ There's a beat. ]
… What's the best way to turn the word 'agent' into a cat pun?
[ She's asking for a friend, really. (If by that we mean, "she's asking so she can embarrass a friend, should he ever turn up amongst the fleet.") ]
Oh! And one more thing. If anybody here likes simple number games, check out the file attached to this video. Each box is filled with a number between one and eight, and a number can only appear once in each row and column. The inequalities are there to make things more interesting – and to act as clues! [ Her grin softens into something lighter, more cheerful than outright devious. ] I'll give cookies to everyone who finds the solution.
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Not really applicable, but the Iskaulit if anybody does feel like it!
When: January 1
[ The video opens up to Aoko, perched on the edge of the Iskaulit's boxing ring. She's wearing both her exercise gear (which seems to include a scarf, do not question her questionable life choices) and a bright, beaming smile — the kind that may or may not preclude mischief. Her poker face could really use some work. ]
Hey! I need help. It's really important.
[ There's a beat. ]
… What's the best way to turn the word 'agent' into a cat pun?
[ She's asking for a friend, really. (If by that we mean, "she's asking so she can embarrass a friend, should he ever turn up amongst the fleet.") ]
Oh! And one more thing. If anybody here likes simple number games, check out the file attached to this video. Each box is filled with a number between one and eight, and a number can only appear once in each row and column. The inequalities are there to make things more interesting – and to act as clues! [ Her grin softens into something lighter, more cheerful than outright devious. ] I'll give cookies to everyone who finds the solution.
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[ She gives a firm nod, as if to say, "SO THERE." Because she's a mature individual at all times. ]
I'm naming one of the robot cats I've been building after a special agent. I've already got part of the name—it's "Washingpaws"—but I'm stuck on the rest. Please, you've got to help me.
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First of all, how did you build a robot cat? Second of all, what does Washingpaws even refer to? Cats do that all the time.
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As for Washingpaws, my friend's name is Washington! Cat puns are the key to victory.
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. . .I would have gone with Whiskerston myself, but either way, that's so silly. Why does it have to be an agent anyway?
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It's got to be an agent because Agent is his first name. [ It's actually not, but on the off chance he ever does show up here, she has to ruin his reputation as thoroughly as possible. ]
To sum it up: I'm naming a robot cat after my friend, a special agent called Agent Washington.
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Just call him Agent Washingpaws. The best you'd be able to do with that is something ridiculous like--Nyagent.
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[ Wait ]
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[ oh god, don't look now, she's literally punching the air for joy ]
That's purrfect!
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W-what? No, that's so dumb! I didn't come up with it!