voice.

[collegedropout]

Who: Sam Winchester and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: N/A (unless you want it)
When: Now!

Hey guys. Sorry to prod, but - I noticed there were some... strange readings here in communications when I was scanning the area. Blips, signatures from something out there in that nebula just beyond us. Just wondering if anyone else had been noticing those; not sure what they are, but maybe they're just... I don't know. Ships making their way out here to visit the hotel? I can't really tell much other than they're reading on the radar. Keep me updated if you get anything on that. Just in case.

For everyone else who'd rather not be technologically savvy or deal with science or concerning blips - um.

I don't know, I like to pass the time while I'm working on random crap. But what to play out... Hmm.

'Never Have I Ever' is... Nah, that's just gonna earn me dirty replies.

How about 'Would you Rather'? Always a hit in a moving vehicle that still has another eight hours on the road.

Like...



Would you rather have a nest of spiders explode above your head, or fall in a hole full of snakes?

[SAM THESE ARE TERRIBLE EXAMPLES???]

Comments

[hollystrike]

I protest! I give simple answers all the time.

Would you rather lick the belly of a cockroach or the back of a pregnant spider?

[collegedropout]

Aw, Katie, c'mon. You're already getting the claws out.

[hollystrike]

How is my question any worse than yours?

[collegedropout]

Pretty sure the fact that yours involves a tongue. That's probably it.

[hollystrike]

Are you saying there's something wrong with involving tongues?

[collegedropout]

... I dunno, do you think that sentence sounded normal at all?

[pls katie i knew you as a wee child

don't do this 2 me]

[hollystrike]

[Suffer and die Sam she's only gotten worse in her trolling ways over time]

I dunno, do you think I'd give you a straight answer even if I could?

[collegedropout]

Absolutely not. I prefer it that way!

[It makes a great challenge. He's always loved translating.]

Though sometimes your answers are too curvy.

[hollystrike]

I'm not sure there's any such thing as being too curvy. I also note you haven't answered my question. Are you trying to distract me?

[collegedropout]

Uh, yeah, that goes without saying.

You answer first.

[hollystrike]

Answer what first?

[collegedropout]

Your gross question, obviously.

[hollystrike]

How odd. I could have sworn you didn't answer your own question. Why must I operate by different rules?

[collegedropout]

I'd rather fall into a hole full of snakes.

[:)]

You now.

[Not that he remotely expects truth.]

[hollystrike]

Ah, but you see, I had to answer your question first, so it's only fair that you answer my question before I do.

[Stop stalling, Sam :|]

[collegedropout]

... The spider.

[F IN E i hate you]

[hollystrike]

[Katie giggles.]

Why the spider?

[collegedropout]

Isn't it obvious? Cockroaches are fifty times nastier.

[hollystrike]

But a pregnant spider, Sam! Just think what happens if your mouth suddenly fills with tiny teeny spiders. You'd be killing them all.

[Because that's clearly the important part.]

[collegedropout]

Yeah, but cockroaches like moldy food and poop.

[Sam did you just turn five.]

[hollystrike]

Touche. [She pronounces it tush.]

They'll also live forever. You could inherit their powers if you lick them enough.

[You're five, I'm five, we're being gross.]

[collegedropout]

I have a feeling inheriting their powers means looking like them, too.

And I've got enough problems without looking like a roach.

[hollystrike]

Well, nobody wants you looking like a roach, that's for sure. Think of all those disappointed women.