2. Glitched Augmen-Tina

[continuousgroaning]

Who: Tina Belcher and YOU
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Paisley
When: February 5th

[When Tina turns the camera on, she's... quite chatty. And speaking a lot faster than she normally does.]

So is it normal to have a huge burst of energy come from nowhere because the last time this happened to me I was hooked on espresso but I haven't had a single drop of that magic liquid in years pretty much no thanks to my mom pawning the espresso machine but anyway I can't keep still and this really isn't like me is there some way to make it stop??

[She pauses to take a breath.]

... actually I don't want it to stop BYE.

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[Sorry, Paisley shipmates, but your new cook is twitchy and running here to there, compulsively cleaning, when she's not experimenting with food in the new kitchen. Quite a change from her first week here, where she was very retiring and shy.]

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[livesfastdiesung]

Boys are just kinda weird like that. I mean, the boy I love is such a jerk but I love everything about him at the same time, you know?

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[continuousgroaning]

Jimmy Junior can be like that, too! He makes me SO MAD! But I keep getting drawn back to him... mostly by his butt...

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[livesfastdiesung]

There's a lot more to Hayate than his butt, but... he really does have a nice one. Just don't tell anyone I ever said that, especially not him!

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[continuousgroaning]

Okay, your secret's safe with me. And I know not everyone shares my appreciation of butts.