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[revengeofthemordsith]

Who: Cara + You
Broadcast: Text
Action: SS First Breath
When: Now!

Apparently many people on the Fleet seem to be suffering from sadness. I have come up with some suitable solutions for you.

One: Crying. (This works for many)
Two: Drinking. (I'm less sure of this)
Three: Cuddling.

These usually work from what I've seen of people with . . . feelings. Hopefully you will all recover soon.

Comments

[thebestseller]

I'm liking option 2 the best right now.

[revengeofthemordsith]

I do not know how helpful it is. I have never done it myself.

[thebestseller]

Well, alcohol is a depressant, so sometimes the point is to drink until you pass out and stop feeling sad entirely.

[stefanged]

Thanks, Cara.

[Had anyone else posted this, Stefan would've been Concerned, but as it stands? She's Helping.]

Personally, I'm fond of a solution I call "Four: Eating," but I'm sure we'll bounce back soon.

[revengeofthemordsith]

Why would eating help? Is that not what we do every day?

[revengeofthemordsith]

I've never heard of a drink that is depressing.

[noprophecies]

number two always works do not listen to anyone who says otherwise

three works depending upon who the second party is

[stefanged]

Of course. But sometimes, people relieve their emotions with food they like. Sometimes it's sweet, sometimes it's savory, but it's always something they enjoy.

[revengeofthemordsith]

I don't see how. People always seem worse off than before.

[revengeofthemordsith]

That is a lot of feelings to have for food.

[noprophecies]

perhaps it just not an option that works for them then

[revengeofthemordsith]

I suppose. Though I've seen enough taverns to be skeptical.

[noprophecies]

taverns are a terrible place to drink one's problems away

they are smelly and loud and full of drunk idiots

[revengeofthemordsith]

Yes.

But that's where people do their sad drinking anyway.

[noprophecies]

most people. sadly there are no taverns here

[revengeofthemordsith]

Clearly a failing with the Fleet.

[noprophecies]

isn't it? i miss the shite ale the ones where i am from sell

it was shite, but it was cheap

[revengeofthemordsith]

They certainly try hard to make drinking more tasteful than it should be.

[noprophecies]

they do make it seem more tasteful dont they?

[revengeofthemordsith]

I imagine it's some desire to make the act more cultured than it actually is.

[airily]

Well, if you're looking for someone to cuddle with...

[ Zaveid, no. ]

[noprophecies]

is that not wine and fancy parties are for?

[revengeofthemordsith]

Perhaps not. What if I accidentally crushed your windpipe in my sleep?

[revengeofthemordsith]

Everything here seems to be wine and fancy parties at times.

[noprophecies]

i would not say everything