Well, am writing. [ Maglor corrects himself ] Although I am done with the First Age and mostly through the Second, now.

Mm.... the calculations are not exact, but as a rough guide, I am some nine thousand six hundred, I think, and I was born... about halfway through the Years of the Trees, which preceded the First Age by... uh... about 30,000 years? I think.

And you never know - it might be amusing!