thespaceopera: (relapse)
Voices from Heaven ([personal profile] thespaceopera) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2017-02-18 12:26 pm

Look - up in the sky...!

Suddenly, the SS Pathstone and the SS Golden begin to move on their own... slowly, calmly, they drift to two different points, a certain distance apart, away from the other ships of the fleet. Then, just as slowly, they turn to face each other.

And that is all the warning there is before the engines engage -- full speed ahead.

Like a pair of rockets, the ships torpedo toward each other, perfectly lined up for a head-on collision, and there is nothing to stop them. No matter what buttons the crews press, no matter how much they might panic, nothing is going to stop the inevitable. Any other ships watching will not have time to attempt any sort of interception.

CRASH!!

As if to shield spectators' eyes from the horrors of ships colliding in space, there's a blinding light upon impact -- and once it gradually fades, the results can be clearly seen by all: There is no wreckage. Nothing is broken. But where there were once two ships... now there's only one.

One ship that is... very clearly made up of parts from the SS Pathstone and the SS Golden, but somehow seems well put together, at least!

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On the bridge, the crews of the SS Golden and the SS Pathstone arrive, along with the usual pop! of Atroma confetti and ridiculous jingle music upon a successful shuffle. Sitting in the captain's chair is a round cake, just large enough for everyone to have one slice. There's a single candle, and the following message scribbled on top in yellow icing:

"Congratulations - SS Goldstone!
Happy Fusion!"





... What, did you think you were going to die? Sorry about that.
lord_wizard: (crossed)

[personal profile] lord_wizard 2017-02-18 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing is broken.

[His pride, maybe. What's left of it at this point.]
save_the_souls: (I s2g if you drank catcus juice again...)

[personal profile] save_the_souls 2017-02-18 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad to hear that.

[He sighs]

And here I thought nothing could surprise me anymore.
lord_wizard: (serious)

[personal profile] lord_wizard 2017-02-18 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I imagine our sentiments on that are similar. [Which is the driest sentiment ever but 100% sincere]

Were we the only ones?
save_the_souls: (uuugh what)

[personal profile] save_the_souls 2017-02-19 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, every other ship hasn't moved at all.
lord_wizard: (aristocrat)

[personal profile] lord_wizard 2017-02-22 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
That is a relief. I wonder if someone pressed a button they should not have.

[He sincerely hopes it wasn't him]
save_the_souls: (FUCKING BUBBLES)

[personal profile] save_the_souls 2017-02-22 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm...probably not.

By now I'm sure Sokka's pressed every button he's shouldn't, and this hasn't happened to us.
lord_wizard: (crossed)

[personal profile] lord_wizard 2017-02-22 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps he simply hasn't found the correct, or rather 'incorrect', button.

[Sigh] But I imagine you're right. More likely this is the work of our hosts. For reasons I cannot quite fathom.
save_the_souls: (Ain't easy being a pimp)

[personal profile] save_the_souls 2017-02-23 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
No you don't understand, he practically combs the ship for buttons to press. It's almost like a super power. [FOR BUTTON PUSHING]

Can we ever fathom their reasons?
lord_wizard: (intense)

[personal profile] lord_wizard 2017-02-25 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's an awful super power]

No, I imagine not. And I imagine if the castle engineered a similar circumstance, there likely would have been casualties, so we can be thankful for that much.

[Begrudgingly]