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Voices from Heaven ([personal profile] thespaceopera) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2017-02-18 12:26 pm

Look - up in the sky...!

Suddenly, the SS Pathstone and the SS Golden begin to move on their own... slowly, calmly, they drift to two different points, a certain distance apart, away from the other ships of the fleet. Then, just as slowly, they turn to face each other.

And that is all the warning there is before the engines engage -- full speed ahead.

Like a pair of rockets, the ships torpedo toward each other, perfectly lined up for a head-on collision, and there is nothing to stop them. No matter what buttons the crews press, no matter how much they might panic, nothing is going to stop the inevitable. Any other ships watching will not have time to attempt any sort of interception.

CRASH!!

As if to shield spectators' eyes from the horrors of ships colliding in space, there's a blinding light upon impact -- and once it gradually fades, the results can be clearly seen by all: There is no wreckage. Nothing is broken. But where there were once two ships... now there's only one.

One ship that is... very clearly made up of parts from the SS Pathstone and the SS Golden, but somehow seems well put together, at least!

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On the bridge, the crews of the SS Golden and the SS Pathstone arrive, along with the usual pop! of Atroma confetti and ridiculous jingle music upon a successful shuffle. Sitting in the captain's chair is a round cake, just large enough for everyone to have one slice. There's a single candle, and the following message scribbled on top in yellow icing:

"Congratulations - SS Goldstone!
Happy Fusion!"





... What, did you think you were going to die? Sorry about that.
onlyanapple: (Nicotine Habit)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2017-02-24 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
See, and here I was being nice about it. I shan't bother in the future.

[He's smirking, though. ]
experiencepoints: color by <user name=dialga> (Brought that sexy back.)

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2017-02-24 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Funny, I had pegged you for the type who liked spite and vengeance.
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[personal profile] onlyanapple 2017-02-24 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends on the situation really. Spite is more fun than vengeance in my books, if I'm going to be honest about it.
experiencepoints: (Girls don't fart.)

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2017-02-24 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not get both?
onlyanapple: (Allow me to introduce myself)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2017-02-26 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Vengeance can lead to some right messes, especially when you put spite into the mix.
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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2017-02-26 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
... We're already in one of those.
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[personal profile] onlyanapple 2017-02-26 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure we could be in a worse mess than this.

...

I mean there's no space zombies and there isn't a creepy mystical portal to Hell opening up anywhere so.
experiencepoints: (Just imagine Sieg and Hana's baby.)

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2017-02-27 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
[She considers for a moment.]

... How are we defining 'space zombies', exactly?

[That's probably a bad question to have to ask.]
onlyanapple: (Blah blah blah residents)

[personal profile] onlyanapple 2017-02-27 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Zombies. From space.

[But the fact she has to ask isn't comforting. ]

They were called Necromorphs, the ones we dealt with.