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[Does Tyrion look angry? Oh good. Because he is. He is unbelievably angry and that radiates from his small frame like an aura. Try closer to furious, ready to do bodily harm to others. It perhaps does not help that he has surrounded himself by his many, many weapons and looks like he will go to any ship and use them.

His tone is terse.]

I would like to welcome to the Fleet my brother and sister, Jaime and Cersei Lannister. They are out there, somewhere, amongst us all. For those of you who are close to me -- you know who these people are. To those from Westeros, here is your warning. For my brother and sister ...

[The smile on his face would have done Tywin Lannister proud.]

If you think about crossing me - if you think about going after any of my real family here, I will first verbally destroy you. If you cross me again ...

[He gestured to everything around him.]

Now now, sweet siblings. I know your tricks. I know all your dirty little secrets. I know everything, where every literal and figurative body is buried. So simply ... do not. If you feel the need to confront me - I have at least half a dozen friends who will gladly assist me in shoving you out through an airlock.

[His lips curve into a snarl.]

Which I might just do anyways.

[And he jams his finger down, ending the feed.]

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We'll keep each other safe. And I'll help with anyone else you're worried about. [She'll get the X-Men and the Avengers involved if needed, but that sounds like overkill to her right now.]

... Thank you, Kitty. You are the best friend I could have asked for. [He gives her a lopsided smile.]

I don't know about that. I could imagine some pretty good friends to ask for that would be way better than me. [Gives him a soft, but warm smile in return.]

Oh yes, absolutely. I could have had Bronn here. He bathes less, and I would have to pay him. [But that lopsided smile remains, because despite it all? Bronn is a very good friend.] He named his son after me.

Well, I haven't had any children so you can't definitely know I wouldn't name them after you. That doesn't seem fair.

If you name yours and Winn's first child after me - then I'll know you are my best friend for life.

Imagine if she's a girl named Tyrion. That's devotion.

At that point my greatest friend could only be you.

Edited 2017-03-20 00:16 (UTC)

Well, duh. [Little smile.] For what it's worth I'd like to believe in a world where Winn and I can have children someday and you and I become are very old, very sassy friends together and none of us have to worry about ghosts from our pasts showing up anymore.

You know, I would absolutely love that to be our future. Especially the part where we get to be old, and sassy.

Right? Never expected an "old" was in the cards for me. [And technically it wasn't, but here she is, two years older than she was when she died.] Still might not be, but I can't say with any certainty anymore. Guessing you weren't expecting much better.

Me either, come to think of it. I should have been murdered at least three times by now. [He muses on that.] We truly are defying the odds.

That's why we make a good team. We will for this too. Whatever comes.

... have I thanked you already, for being my best friend?

No, but the feeling is mutual.

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