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driftfleet2017-03-01 11:02 am
tallasaking) wrote in driftfleet2017-03-01 11:02 am
[Video] [FLEETWIDE] [Tagged: Priority]
[Does Tyrion look angry? Oh good. Because he is. He is unbelievably angry and that radiates from his small frame like an aura. Try closer to furious, ready to do bodily harm to others. It perhaps does not help that he has surrounded himself by his many, many weapons and looks like he will go to any ship and use them.
His tone is terse.]
I would like to welcome to the Fleet my brother and sister, Jaime and Cersei Lannister. They are out there, somewhere, amongst us all. For those of you who are close to me -- you know who these people are. To those from Westeros, here is your warning. For my brother and sister ...
[The smile on his face would have done Tywin Lannister proud.]
If you think about crossing me - if you think about going after any of my real family here, I will first verbally destroy you. If you cross me again ...
[He gestured to everything around him.]
Now now, sweet siblings. I know your tricks. I know all your dirty little secrets. I know everything, where every literal and figurative body is buried. So simply ... do not. If you feel the need to confront me - I have at least half a dozen friends who will gladly assist me in shoving you out through an airlock.
[His lips curve into a snarl.]
Which I might just do anyways.
[And he jams his finger down, ending the feed.]
His tone is terse.]
I would like to welcome to the Fleet my brother and sister, Jaime and Cersei Lannister. They are out there, somewhere, amongst us all. For those of you who are close to me -- you know who these people are. To those from Westeros, here is your warning. For my brother and sister ...
[The smile on his face would have done Tywin Lannister proud.]
If you think about crossing me - if you think about going after any of my real family here, I will first verbally destroy you. If you cross me again ...
[He gestured to everything around him.]
Now now, sweet siblings. I know your tricks. I know all your dirty little secrets. I know everything, where every literal and figurative body is buried. So simply ... do not. If you feel the need to confront me - I have at least half a dozen friends who will gladly assist me in shoving you out through an airlock.
[His lips curve into a snarl.]
Which I might just do anyways.
[And he jams his finger down, ending the feed.]
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[ Keep flattering her, she enjoys it. ]
Sweet Maker, an ass and venom combination? Next you'll tell me she was incredibly rich and had her husband killed off in a freak hunting accident.
[ No, she has no idea how incredibly close to truth she is edging towards right now. She's actually reciting a trashy novel she read in Skyhold during her time here. ]
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She is the current Queen Regent of Westeros and yes, her husband died during a hunting accident.
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A moment passes where Hawke simply sits there and processes this, then her hands come up to cover her mouth stopping the laugh from bursting out. ]
Andraste's flaming nickers, I was joking!
[ And yet horribly accurate. ]