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[The audio feed rattles to life with a blare of feedback, and the voice that comes through is bright, cherry, and possibly familiar to a few.]

Gooood morning, outer space! I'm pleased to announce that I've just taken over your fleet. You can call me Your Majesty, or Supreme Overlord, or Beyoncé. One of the three. Mom jeans and aerobic dance are officially outlawed, and nothing is allowed to start before noon.

Kay, thanks. Beyoncé out.

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[delincuente]

You bet your ass I would.

[She'd turn him into a box of cereal and then set him on fire. And that's just her first idea.]

Look, man, I know we piss each other off, but you're my crew, and I meant what I said about family. He ever shows his face here, you let me know first.

[reek]

[ He might pay to see that, but he isn’t so certain that he can handle seeing Ramsay’s face again. He’s done a lot of healing, but there are some wounds that can easily open once more. ]

You’re not on the Paisley. I’m not your crew.

[ He smirks, as if it’s the funniest thing in the world. He’s still an ass, but he’s not completely unruly anymore. He still uses that smirk as something he can hold onto when he doesn't want to show too much weakness. ]

Perhaps a very distant family.

[delincuente]

Jokes on you, I already put in my transfer.

[But her usual jeering tone is lightened - she knows Theon would resent any different treatment from his crew, but she feels none of her usual desire to mock him right now.]

[reek]

Just when I thought we were finally rid of you.

[ the joke is always on him. ]

[delincuente]

I know, I'm like a virus.

[Which is apparently hilarious to her, as she laughs right along.]

[reek]

You are.

[ He’s not even about to argue with that. Why argue against the truth? ]

Do you intend to steal captainship from Stefan now?

[ Again, he smirks. See, Alex? He can be missing all sorts of body parts and still manage to joke. ]

[delincuente]

[A tiny snort-laugh.]

No. He can have it. I'm tired.

[A lie. She just doesn't want to take something he deserves so much.]