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[onehandwonder]

Who: Jaime Lannister & You
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: n/a
When: Mid-March

[ The video feed shows Jaime looking somewhat awkward but very serious. He's still getting the hang of this whole "video" thing, and he feels a little stupid talking to an inanimate object, but he is determined to make this work.

He just stares at the thing, for a long moment, not quite sure where to begin. Should he say hello? Introduce himself? Finally, he decides to just dive in and get to the point. ]

I'm looking for my sister. I've... heard she's here. [He frowns slightly, recalling Tyrion's decidedly terse message. ]

Her name is Cersei. Cersei Lannister. She... Well, she looks a lot like me. Except she's a woman. Obviously.

[ Great, now he sounds like an idiot. ]

Cersei, if you see this, I'm onboard the Bloodsport. I... [ There's so much to say... ] I've missed you.

[ With a quiet sigh, he reaches forward to cut off the feed. Fails. Curses quietly as he picks up the device and fumbles with it until he finally succeeds.

Ah, technology. ]

Comments

[Video]

[tallasaking]

[... He doesn't want to respond. He does not. However. It is important to note that if Cersei is here, he is in much less danger.

Not much, but enough.]

[So - he opens an open communication channel so everyone can see it.]

Is her name off the roster?

Re: [Video]

[onehandwonder]

[He frowns, equal parts concerned and annoyed.]

She shouldn't be. You said she was here.

Re: [Video]

[tallasaking]

I did. However, things change. Abruptly. If her name is not off the roster, that means she is in a deep sleep. It could last days, it could last weeks.

[His smile is frozen.] Pity it is not forever.

video;

[reek]

Perhaps you've pushed her through a window.

[ He smirks knowingly. YOU GOT THAT, JAIME? ]

Re: video;

[tallasaking]

Well that only counts if he was humming the 'Rains of Castamere'.

[Tiny brother trolling whaaaaaaaat.]

Re: video;

[reek]

[ Fellow trolls at work! Theon laughs in response. ]

If he was, perhaps a Stark will let us know. They often seem to be at the receiving end of such things.

Re: video;

[onehandwonder]

You're both fucking hilarious.

[reek]

Perhaps your brother can say differently, but mine was hardly a jape. That's how you Lannisters typically handle things, isn't it?

[tallasaking]

Only the taller ones, Greyjoy. Only the taller ones.

audio

[tough_love]

We share a ship. I believe it's name is the Bishop.

[She'd answer face to face, but she's busy at the moment]

Re: audio

[onehandwonder]

Thank you. [At least someone's being helpful.]

Is she well?

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[tough_love]

She is uninjured, and has yet to give me reason to oppose her.

[SO VERY HELPFUL]

Beyond that, it is not my place to say. Is there reason she wouldn't be? I've made certain to familiarize myself with what can be found on the network- it is my understanding she is not well liked.

[And if she's this man's sister, he's probably equally unpopular, right?]