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[birdsbirdsbirds]

Who: Robin
Broadcast: Whole Network; Text
Action: N/A
When: Around 3/16

[this world? not really for him. but since Robin is not good at sitting still, and actively moping can only keep him occupied for so long... a text entry shows up on the network!]

Hey, I'm bored. I did some math. I charted out a rough conversion between Earth's calendar and my own world's calendar (which is much more sensible, honestly).

So, tell me when your birthdays are, and I'll tell you what king-sign you fall under. ♥ I'm under Ha'it, the King of Life and Death--which supposedly means I have a knack for seeing the big picture, and my lucky color is gold.

It's just for fun, of course. Who knows if it's actually accurate...

Comments

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[save_the_souls]

Mm. Like the King-signs, some people read far more into it than others. I mostly learned them for traveling at night, and stories.

[Since hey, what the hell else was his dad gonna do to entertain his kid when he was a broke-ass traveling entertainer in the 19th century]

Um, sure! What's your birthday- er, on the Earth Calendar. I'm afraid I don't know your world's.

Text

[birdsbirdsbirds]

I don't have an exact date, but I think it falls into the end of March, or early April. The beginning of springtime.

[it's not a perfect science, since he's crunching nine long months into twelve short months--the math is a bit confusing.]

Text

[save_the_souls]

[There's a pause before he answers, since man he hasn't thought about this in awhiiiile okay. It was mostly something Mana and other circus entertainers would tell to pass the time and entertain a kid.]

Then you would fall under Aries. Aries are thought to be adventurous, passionate, and quick-witted. But they can also be impulsive and rash if they aren't careful. Your element is fire.

According to the Ancient Greeks, Aries was a golden ram that once saved a pair of twins from being wrongfully sacrificed by their jealous stepmother, Queen Ino.

[....Oh. Wait. That's right. Maybe this wasn't a good idea.]

Text

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Queen Ino...

VIDEO

[ino]

-- Hey! What the hell?!

VOICE

[save_the_souls]

[SHIT SHE SAW. He switches to voice out of manners but he's too scared to do full fledged video. That is definitely a squeak though. A squeak of fear.]

Sorry! It's how the story goes! I didn't make it up, I swear!

TEXT

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Guys...

VIDEO

[ino]

[ Ignoring Robin. SORRY. ]

Who the hell wrote it, then?!

VOICE

[save_the_souls]

S-Some Ancient Greek!? I don't know! It's just a story I heard when I was a child!

TEXT

[birdsbirdsbirds]

..............

[yeah he's just going to throw some ellipses in there maybe they'll notice he's still here]

VIDEO 1/2

[ino]

Shut up, Robin!

[ HE LITERALLY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, INO. ]

[ino]

[ And she huffs a little at Allen, now ]

That's stupid. The one time there's a story about me and it's awful!

[save_the_souls]

He didn't say anything, Ino!

It isn't about you! The name's just a coincidence! I know you wouldn't cause a famine to get your stepchildren killed!

[...oh...wait maybe sharing more is a bad idea]

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[that's fine he'll just wait here.]

[ino]

Whaaat?! That's even worse!

1/2

[save_the_souls]

Yes- but it's just a story! It's not about you! Lots of people have not so flattering people that share their name! Like Robin has... [he trails off]

[....]

[save_the_souls]

Okay, I'm sorry. All I can think of is Robin Hood and he's actually really amazing. [Fanboy FOREVER]

But my point is it's just a story some Greeks made up over a thousand years ago! It's just a coincidence her name is Ino!

[birdsbirdsbirds]

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