[He's come to love it over the few thousand years he's been kept alive by his immortality. If only you knew just how old he was...]

Is it now? What benefit do you gain being so close to his Majesty? Last time we met the boy was sulky like a moody teenager going through puberty. He needs to face up to reality and stop living like a little boy if he wants any chance of becoming king.

[That's it, Ardyn, press all of Ignis' buttons. Insult Noctis.]