Look, we're Twinsies!

[catamite]

Who: Anyone aboard the good ship Three Twins!
Broadcast: Why not??
Action: So much!
When: All month long!

[sure there's a medieval funtime land out there to play in, full of adventure and real food, but what's been shakin' behind the scenes on Three Twins? the audience would love to know!]

Comments

[ishere]

You make your own luck, little brother.

[ teasing vaguely back, before he casts a sidelong glance at ino and mostly fails to swallow another slight grin. ]

There's Peach, too...

[save_the_souls]

And Daisy.

[He doesn't even give Ino a glance, he is so used to how "good" she is at this game]

It doesn't matter. They're all pretty similar anyway.

[ino]

Rosalina!

[ YEAH THATS WHAT IT WAS. She's not even looking at the looks she's getting, she's just looking at the select screen ]

Yeah, but she kinda looks like me.

[everydayhero]

... well, you're not wrong.

[Hiro is all set and ready to race, sitting cross-legged with the controller in his lap.]

She's definitely pretty enough to be you.

[he said it so tadashi couldn't]

[ishere]

[ well, tadashi doesn't disagree, and he sort of just chuckles to himself as he nods along with hiro's statement. ]

And you're definitely pretty enough to be Yoshi.

[save_the_souls]

[Jesus Christ this is disgusting he is Blue Shelling each and every one of you]

[ino]

[ Laughing at both of them ]

Mhm, I can really see the resemblance. The green skin, the puffy cheeks ...

[ Reaches down to affectionately pinch Hiro's cheek LMFAO ]

[everydayhero]

[WOW.]

Uh, rude? Way to gang up on the little guy.

[let me throw a pillow or something at tadashi]

[ishere]

You kind of bring it on yourself.

[ okay well fine tadashi will just dodge the pillow, before he picks it up and moves to sit on the floor next to hiro - gently whapping him on the head with it as he does. ]

[save_the_souls]

[He takes a drink from his soda] Don't worry, Hiro. I think you look more like Mario.

Just...without the mustache.

[From his tone, it's hard to tell if he's teasing or trying be nice.]

[ino]

[ COVERS HER MOUTH TO MUFFLE HER SNICKERING ]

[everydayhero]

... Alright, you know what? You're getting creamed. Every one of you. Completely mashed, right in the face. The doctors won't be able to tell who you are anymore.

[ishere]

That right? You're talking awfully big...

[ tadashi will just sort of glance up at ino and allen, as if making sure it's actually alright to start the race.

and when the race actually starts? tadashi will just sort of be. collapsing on top of hiro. there's not much hope for his own go-kart here, but his goal really seems to be 'impeding his little brother's progress as much as possible' instead of 'winning.' :')

sorry allen. sorry. really.

sorry. ]

[save_the_souls]

That can't be right. You're supposed to use your hands to play, Hiro, not your face.

[But oh, oh- don't apologize Tadashi. Allen may be an only child, but doing stunts like that is exactly how games with his guy friends in Paradisa would go down. So he only gives a quick surprised glance before you know what he's doing?]

[TAKING HIS CHANCE TO TAKE THE LEAD THATS WHAT HE'S DOING MWHAHAHA]

[ino]

[ LAUGHS. And will do what she can to race on ahead. Sorry Hiro, this really is gang up on the little guy time ]

[everydayhero]

[THERE IS A LOT OF YELLING HERE. AND SQUIRMING AND JUST.... MOVING FORWARD???? i'm gonna hit a wall i can't see anything]

TADASHI, GET YOUR RADIOACTIVELY LARGE LIMBS OFF OF ME BEFORE I BREAK YOUR NOSE AGAIN!

[he's pushing and yelling and doing... his best...]

[ishere]

I'm sorry, Hiro, but- there's something wrong with the gravity controls, don't you feel it? I'm trying to move but my radioactively large limbs - they're just too heavy-!

[ which means, of course, that tadashi is going to be flopping and shoving as dramatically as he can to be as big of a nuisance as humanly possible. :) ]

[save_the_souls]

[There's laughter coming up from the bed from Allen at Tadashi and Hiro. Yep. Good. It's always great when this isn't happening to him]

[But meanwhile he's gonna be ruthless and not give Ino any chance to get ahead of him. Like when the item box gives him a banana? Guess in whose path he's leaving that thing]

[ino]

Hey, no breaking any noses on my ship, I --

[ Aaand there's that fucking banana god dammit ]

Son of a bitch! Allen, what the hell was that for!?

[everydayhero]

[hiro gets himself on track by pushing back against tadashi before--]

[WHOA, INO.

[WHAT.

[LAUGHING.]

[ishere]

[ tadashi works in a lab around a lot of college students dealing with big projects and the occasional catastrophic failure. he doesn't bat an eye at the word, but then hiro seems to completely lose it, which causes him to start laughing in turn as he outright attempts to thieve the controller from him this time. ]

C'mon, Ino, there are children in the room...

[ yes tadashi there is and you have been bullying the fuck out of him since the beginning of the race. ]

[save_the_souls]

[BECAUSE HE CAN]

[But no really he's laughing himself. A bit evilly too]

It's part of the game, Ino! There's no need to swear- we're not even done with the first lap yet!

[ino]

Oh, shut up, you two --!

[ YOU HAVE INCITED HER RAGE SHE DOESN'T CARE HOW EARLY IT IS.

She's speeding up and trying to shoot a peel ahead so she can get him back :T ]

[everydayhero]

[hiro is losing it until tadashi makes a grab for his controller. this time he dodges forward and squeezes out from under him. time to just sit on his head, you little jerk.]