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Who: Goldstone crew
Broadcast: n/a
Action: yes!
When: the month of april

[So, we have rumors flying around, possible sponsor drops in our midst, and any other shenanigans that might be going down! What are you up to, Goldstone?]

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[youdontneedapictureofme]

Maggie can bench press a tractor

Maggie punched someone so hard they became a Walker

Maggie feasts upon the flesh of her enemies

Maggie once ran over a boy with a tractor

[Absurd rumors (save for the one about the boy and the tractor) kept popping up all over the Goldstone and eventually Maggie had given up trying to track down all of them. Having resigned herself to her fate of questions from the crew, should they choose to ask. If they didn't - well, that was alright too.

Maggie can be found in her office with her sponsor drop of a remote control tractor whirring about the Medical Bay. She was currently making it do circles around one of the exam tables and smiling to herself.

Later on, she decided to venture out of her office and about the ship, her little tractor whirring along ahead of her. She's careful not to run into anyone but occasionally it has happened.]

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[ Carl had found a copy of these rumors on the Red Fish, stuck with a magnet on the fridge. Naturally, he had to go seek Maggie out.

If only to tease her a little bit about some of these, because honestly, they're ridiculous. Once he's on the Goldstone, he sets off to find her. Rounding the corner, he's met with a remote control tractor which he side-steps. Maggie's not too far behind. ]

So, you can bench press a tractor, huh? [ The shittiest little grin. ]

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[youdontneedapictureofme]

Not quite. Think that would have been somethin' I mentioned at some point while we were traveling together. The one about the boy was true though.

[She has a devilish grin of her own, steering her little remote control tractor back to her feet before scooping to pick it up.]

Somehow I believe the one about you and the pudding though. You'll eat anything as long as it doesn't bite you back.

[Since he's a growing boy and all that. Seriously though - 112 ounces of pudding?!]

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You ran him over with a tractor? What'd he do to piss you off?

[ Because he had to have done something to her to warrant that. ]

It was worth the stomach ache later. It was before we all met up again. [ Really, not that long ago for them. ]

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[youdontneedapictureofme]

I ran over his car, technically. It was a Camero.

[She chuckles a bit.]

And then it wasn't. As for what he did? Honestly, it was too long ago to matter now.

[Typical boy stuff, really.]

And it serves you right, eating that much in one sitting. You might think you got hollow legs but you shouldn't shovel food like that so fast.

[Though did it really matter now when it came in such ready supply? Back then it would have mattered.]

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[ Carl lets out a snort of laughter. ] You ran over a Camero.

[ Back when their lives were more simple than running, scavenging, and killing walkers to survive. ]

I wasn't going to waste it, Maggie.

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[youdontneedapictureofme]

Yup. It was a really nice one too. Poor car. Deserved a better owner.

[Ah to be young and wild. She missed that a bit, but she wouldn't change the way things turned out for anything.]

Hmm. Well now you got tons of pudding to share, right? They practically pile it onto us now.

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Yeah, I brought some with me. [ He shrugs the shoulder the strap of his backpack is resting on. ]

Figured Takeshi would like some of the weird stuff, too.

[throwsdown]

[Takeshi pokes his head around the corner of the med bay at some point, just for the sake of asking --]

Can you really bench-press a tractor??

[youdontneedapictureofme]

There isn't one here, so I guess you'll never know.

[She grins, clearly teasing.]

What are you up to, Captain?

[throwsdown]

Oh, I just took Hoi Hoi on a walk. It's important to stay active!

[He makes a fist, determined.]

But pandas and babies sleep a lot, and he's both, so I also had t'make sure he went to sleep okay.

Being a panda-mom is hard.

[youdontneedapictureofme]

[Maggie nods, agreeing. She can't help but smile at how he says it so seriously that he's a panda-mom.]

Yeah, being mom to any animal can be hard but I think you're doing great. You're looking out for what he needs. It's important you can balance it out, I think.

[She looks thoughtful for a moment.]

How is he eating? Maybe, if he needs something specific, I can look into how the Iskaulit does their gardens.

[throwsdown]

I give him milk, mostly! And he doesn't throw up or get bad poops, so I think it's good.

But when he's bigger, he's prob'ly gonna need bamboo... Or maybe something like it! But he likes some of the gel stuff we've got.