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doctor beverly ([personal profile] dancingmd) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2017-04-05 07:53 am

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Who: Beverly Crusher, Ezri Dax, James Kirk, Leonard McCoy, and Pavel Chekov - and you, should you like to stop by!
Broadcast: video
Action: Málum
When: April 5

[So Beverly may or may not have taken a few tequila shots. And she may or may not be quite drunk and affectionately effusive about... everything. Thus she has something Very Important to tell the Fleet, which she does from inside Málum with some of her Starfleet companions around. Thankfully, one of them is holding the camera or this feed would be a lot more intolerably shaky.

It's also one of the rare times you'll find her in her Starfleet Uniform.]


Today! [Beverly claps her hands together.] Today is an important holiday back home - First Contact Day! It marks the time when humans finally launched the first spaceship powered by warp drive and that was also the same day we met the Vulcans. [She frowns, her thoughts coming more slowly than is usual.] I don't think we've had any Vulcans here in the fleet, unless it was a long time ago before I came. Which is really weird when you stop to think about it, that there's been Humans and Cardassians and Trill but no Vulcans. Or anybody else really. Vulcans kind of look like elves so I've often wondered if maybe they are but just so many universes removed that it's not quite the same.

[Clearly someone is giving her A Look from behind the camera and she points an admonishing finger at them.]

I'm getting there! [She straightens up and pats her hair, getting back into "lecture" mode.] What probably many of you don't know, is that I saw all of this, first hand, the last time I went home. You see there were the Borg - only we're not going to go into them because this is supposed to be a celebration - and they were trying to go back in time to ruin the warp ship so the Vulcans wouldn't come down to see us so of course we had to go stop them even though we're not supposed to time travel - and for good reason too, it's a pain in the ass. One time Mark Twain followed us onto the Enterprise and it was this whole thing though I guess it worked out all right in the end because then he wrote A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court so that's good. And he really was very nice and understanding of why he couldn't tell anyone what he saw.

[Another pause as she tries to figure out why she started talking about Mark Twain. Ah! Right!]

So anyway we had to go back in time to stop the Borg and so we met Zefram Cochrane who invented the warp drive and he was completely not like any of us expected and you know, sometimes they say you shouldn't meet your heroes? We'd all been taught about what a great genius he was, and that's true, but I guess they didn't really want to mention in the history books that he really liked to party and building the ship wasn't some noble, selfless endeavor to advance science - it was a difficult time in human history, and he needed the money. But that's the beautiful thing isn't it? People are complicated and may not always be what you expect but they still can do great things. And that's really what First Contact Day is about, celebrating the amazing things we've already done and the things we'll do in the future too. Together.

[This nerd, y'all. You should come party with her.]
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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2017-04-27 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[She snorts.]

I used to regularly spar with a thousand-year-old vampire. Just because someone's been doing something for a long time, doesn't mean they're not dumb about it.
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[personal profile] universal_charm 2017-04-27 05:38 am (UTC)(link)

Besides, if you're going to crack on me about eating food from foreign planets - what do you think we've all been doing this entire time, waltzing from planet to planet like this, filling out ships with fresh food rather than the gels whenever we can?

[ LET'S POKE HOLES IN THIS UNIVERSE THEN, SHALL WE? ]

As in they do dumb things or they're still bad at fighting after all that time?

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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2017-04-27 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, apparently a lot of this stuff on our trip came from Earth, and the Atroma are deciding all our destinations... It'd be bad for their ratings if we all died of food poisoning.

Oh, she was very good at fighting. But she never learned how to not be reckless, especially when trying to approach a mage.
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[personal profile] universal_charm 2017-04-27 05:52 am (UTC)(link)

A lot, but not all, and while Atroma can pick, doesn't mean something can't kill someone. I have allergies, for instance.

[ A shrug. ]

Sometimes reckless pays off. People aren't always sure how to deal with it in fights.

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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2017-04-27 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
The augments can probably do something about that...

No way. Reckless is how you die pointlessly.
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[personal profile] universal_charm 2017-04-27 06:09 am (UTC)(link)

Could, and haven't. Trust me.

Reckless has paid off plenty of times for me. Especially when you know the enemy's attach patterns and they think they know yours.

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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2017-04-27 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
That's something I'll ask the Atroma about next time. If they're willing to talk to me, after last time.

[She shrugs.]

It's not really reckless if you're planning around the enemy behavior. I agree it can pay off, but recklessness is always a last resort.
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[personal profile] universal_charm 2017-04-27 06:26 am (UTC)(link)

If it's for yourself, that's fine. But not for me. I really don't want them messing with me more than they have.

Suppose it depends on the amount of risk you're putting into it, and the enemy you're up against. Sometimes reckless is all you got.

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[personal profile] experiencepoints 2017-04-27 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
I mean... It's a bit late for that for me. I'm pretty sure I made their spokeswoman cry last time.

[She hopes she did, anyway.]

I'm the strategist for my party back home. If reckless is all we have, then I've done something very wrong.
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[personal profile] universal_charm 2017-04-27 06:31 am (UTC)(link)

I fee like that's a special sort of accomplishment.

Sometimes you can't help it. Things play out in unexpected ways, after all. Plans never survive first engagement.